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And with that movie
<i>2001,</i> you're projecting us
into the 21st century.

2
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I brought along
my son Jonathan--
hi.

3
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Who in the year 2001
will be the same age
as I am now.

4
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Maybe he will be better adjusted
to this kind of world
that you're trying to portray.

5
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The big difference,
when he grows up--

6
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in fact,
if we wanted to wait
till the year 2001--

7
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he will have
in his own house

8
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not a computer as big as this,
but at least a console

9
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through which he can talk
to his friendly local computer

10
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and get all the information
he needs for his everyday life,

11
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like his bank statements,
his theater reservations,

12
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all the information you need
in the course of living in
a complex modern society.

13
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This will be in a compact form
in his own house.

14
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He'll have a television screen,
like these here, and a keyboard.

15
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And he'll talk to the computer
and get information from it.

16
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And he'll take it
as much for granted
as we take the telephone.

17
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I wonder, though,
what sort of a life would it
be like in social terms?

18
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I mean, if our whole life
is built around the computer,

19
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do we become
a computer-dependent society?

20
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In some ways, but they will
also enrich our society

21
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because it will make it
possible for us to live,
really, anywhere we like.

22
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Any businessman and executive
could live almost anywhere
on earth

23
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and still do his business
through a device like this.

24
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And this is a wonderful thing.
It means we won't have to be
stuck in cities.

25
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We'll be able to live out
in the country
or wherever we please.

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<i>Screen says</i>
<i>it's an unimplemented trap.</i>

27
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<i>But the error code is wrong.</i>
<i>It's a system error.</i>

28
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<i>So what's the upshot?</i>

<i>It's not gonna say hello.</i>

29
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<i> It absolutely is</i>
<i> gonna say hello.</i>

30
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<i>It's nobody's fault.</i>
<i>It's a system error.</i>
<i> You built the voice demo.</i>

31
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The voice demo is flaky.
Keep your voices down.

32
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I've been telling you
that for--
this thing is overbuilt.

33
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It worked last night.
It worked the night
before that.

34
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It worked
three hours ago.

35
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It's not working now, so just
skip over the voice demo.
Fuck you.

36
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Everything else
is working.
Shh.

37
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Skip over
the voice demo.

38
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We need it
to say hello.

39
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You're not hearing me.
It's not going to say hello.
Just fix it.

40
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Fix it?
Yeah.

41
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In 40 minutes?
Fix it.

42
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I can't.
Who's the person
who can?

43
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I'm the person who can,
and I can't.

44
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How bad are you
saying?
It's pretty bad.

45
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I don't know what that means.
It means the demo is more
than likely gonna crash.

46
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You have to keep
your voices down.

47
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Joel pforzheimer is
sitting out in the house.

48
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I don't care if--
who's Joel pforzheimer?

49
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<i> Gq.</i>

50
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He's been shadowing you
for a week.
Did you notice?

51
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Just look like
everything's fine.

52
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He's sitting out
in the house.

53
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Hey.

54
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What are you guys
saying?

55
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Some kind of race condition,
but we haven't been able
to track it down yet.

56
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Is the synthesizer sampling
fast enough?

57
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No, so the rates are off
and it keeps crashing.

58
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It's 20 seconds
out of a two-hour launch.
Why not just cut it?

59
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We can't cut it.
Yeah,
you just cut it.

60
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Two days ago, we ran a
super bowl ad that could've won
the Oscar for best short film.

61
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There are more people who can
tell you about the ad than can
tell you who won the game.

62
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I understand,
but the ad said the Mac
was gonna save the world.

63
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It didn't say it
was gonna say hello.

64
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We open the house in five.

65
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Don't open the house.

66
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We're taking
a quick break.

67
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Part of
the problem is--
what?

68
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We can recompile,
but if it's a hardware problem,
we can't get into the back.

69
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Why not?

70
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Do you wanna tell her
or should I?
Don't start with me, man.

71
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Why can't he get
into the machine?
You need special tools.

72
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What kind of special tools?
Just take a screwdriver.

73
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He didn't want users
to be able to open it.

74
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You need special tools.

75
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Is this for real?

76
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There are a hundred engineers
walking around here.
None of them have the tools?

77
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In fairness,
not many of them
were issued the tools.

78
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What about you?
I left them at the office.
It was 3:00 am when i--

79
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oh, Jesus Christ.

80
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- Cut "hello."
- No.

81
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What's the first rule
of a launch?
It's not gonna crash.

82
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It just did.

83
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Andy!

84
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Which one?

85
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The other Andy.
You're right there.
Why would I be calling out?

86
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He needs to talk
to you.
Yeah.

87
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The exit signs need
to be off or we're not
gonna get a full blackout.

88
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We've spoken to the building
manager and the fire marshal.
And?

89
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There's no way
they're gonna let us
turn the exit signs off.

90
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I'll pay whatever
the fine is.

91
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The fine is
they're gonna come in
and tell everyone to leave.

92
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You explained to
the fire marshal that we're
in here changing the world?

93
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I did, but unless we can also
change the properties of fire,
he doesn't care.

94
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Steve--
if a fire causes a stampede
to the unmarked exits,

95
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it'll have been well worth it
for those who survive.

96
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For those who don't,
less so,
but still pretty good.

97
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- Look, i--
- I need it to go black.
Real black.

98
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Get rid of the exit signs
and don't let me know
how you did it.

99
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Fix the voice demo.

100
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You need special tools
to open the Mac?

101
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You knew it was
a closed system.

102
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I didn't know literally.
Jesus.

103
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And if you keep alienating
people for no reason,

104
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there's gonna be no one left
for it to say hello to.

105
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It's not for no reason.

106
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We blow this and IBM
will own the next 50 years
like a Batman villain.

107
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Remember the phone company?
That's what bell was called,
"the phone company."

108
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IBM will be
the computer company.

109
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Ten years later they'll
be the information company,

110
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and that's very bad
for the human race.

111
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So we don't have time to be
polite or realistic,

112
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'cause if we are,
this company's next
product launch

113
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will be held
in front of 26 people

114
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and a stringer from
the Alameda county
shopper's guide.

115
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We haven't advertised
the voice software.

116
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We could pull it out
of the demo and no one
would be disappointed.

117
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Do you want to try
being reasonable,

118
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just, you know,
see what it feels like?

119
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Okay.
Pull the voice demo.

120
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Thank you.

121
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And then
cancel the launch.

122
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I see. You just
tricked me
a little.

123
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You can tell me how unimportant
it is, but if the computer
doesn't say hello,

124
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then neither will John sculley,
who I promise you
agrees with me.

125
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Sculley's not gonna
cancel the launch
'cause he's not insane.

126
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He's also not a hack,
and when it comes
to the macintosh,

127
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he's gonna do
what I ask him to do.

128
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What's in this box?
Nothing you need
to worry about.

129
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Don't even open it.

130
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What the fuck?

131
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Why is there a carton of--
who did this?

132
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Somebody thought--
who?

133
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Doesn't matter. Thought it
would be a good idea to have
copies of that<i> time</i> cover

134
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available at everyone's seat.

135
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It was nipped in the bud
and all the copies are being
taken out of the building.

136
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So problem solved.

137
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This isn't a macintosh.
I understand.

138
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Somebody thought
it would be a good idea
to, like,

139
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enthusiastically hand over
copies of<i> time</i> with a
not-a-macintosh on the cover

140
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at the launch
of the macintosh?

141
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What are they handing out
at hewlett-packard?

142
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A bushel of apples
with my face on them?

143
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I'm sure the thinking was
that since the computer
is man of the year

144
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that that's good
for our business,

145
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but like I said,
I'm having them
removed from the building.

146
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What I'd like you to do
with them is to take them,
all 2,600 copies,

147
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and stack them
on kottke's desk

148
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and tell him Steve says,
"happy new year to you."

149
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Okay.

150
00:07:00,921 --> 00:07:03,121
I gave<i> time</i> magazine
full access.

151
00:07:03,123 --> 00:07:05,757
The whole campus:
Bandley, apple ii, Lisa.

152
00:07:05,759 --> 00:07:10,395
I gave him sculley, markkula.
I gave him woz.
I gave him everybody.

153
00:07:10,397 --> 00:07:13,598
What should I call the person
who thought it'd be
a good idea to hand these out?

154
00:07:13,600 --> 00:07:15,901
I'm not telling you
who it was.

155
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It was done without malice.
It's been taken care of.

156
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You have a half hour
and we have things
to talk about.

157
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Like what?

158
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Like a million
in the first 90 days.

159
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Joanna--
20,000 a month
after that.

160
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Look.
Those are the forecasts.
I'm begging--

161
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this is my field.
I'm begging you to manage
expectations out there.

162
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I'm fanning expectations.
We're not gonna sell a million
in the first 90 days.

163
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Everyone, everyone,
everyone,

164
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<i>everyone</i> is waiting
for the Mac.

165
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Maybe.

166
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But what happens
when they find out
that for 2,495,

167
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there's nothing
you can do with it?

168
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We were competitive
at $1,500,

169
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but once you replaced
the motorola 6809
with the 68000--

170
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which is what supports menus,
windows, point and click,
high-res graphics--

171
00:08:03,984 --> 00:08:07,285
yeah, 'cause everyone
needs rectangles
with rounded corners.

172
00:08:07,287 --> 00:08:11,423
Coach lands on the runway
at the exact same time
as first class.

173
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I don't have the first
fucking idea
what that means,

174
00:08:17,598 --> 00:08:19,531
but this is how
it got to $2,500,

175
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which is the price point
on the PC,
which can do a lot more!

176
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Who's gonna want a PC?
What idiot is gonna want--

177
00:08:26,306 --> 00:08:29,708
if I wanna tell you
there's a spot on your shirt,
i point to the spot.

178
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I don't say there's a spot
14 centimeters
down from the collar

179
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and three centimeters
to the right
of the second button

180
00:08:35,616 --> 00:08:38,783
while I try to remember
what the command is
for club soda.

181
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That's not how
a person's mind works.

182
00:08:40,787 --> 00:08:45,524
If the goal was ease of use,
maybe you should've
given it some memory.

183
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You can complain about memory
or you can complain
about price,

184
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but you can't do both
at the same time.

185
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Memory is what costs money.

186
00:08:53,367 --> 00:08:55,700
I'm glad you're telling me
your feelings
about the Mac now

187
00:08:55,702 --> 00:08:57,502
because we have
a half hour left.

188
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We can redesign it.

189
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I'm just asking you
to manage expectations.

190
00:09:01,708 --> 00:09:03,675
Look at their faces
when they see what it is.

191
00:09:03,677 --> 00:09:07,078
They won't know what they're
looking at or why they like it,

192
00:09:07,080 --> 00:09:09,147
but they'll know they want it.

193
00:09:09,149 --> 00:09:11,850
Not instantly.
When people heard
<i> rite of spring,</i>

194
00:09:11,852 --> 00:09:14,152
they tore the chairs
out of the theater.

195
00:09:14,154 --> 00:09:15,554
They didn't buy
the record.

196
00:09:15,556 --> 00:09:18,323
<i> Rite of spring</i>
happens to be
the most revolutionary

197
00:09:18,325 --> 00:09:19,891
and provocative symphony
of the last century.

198
00:09:19,893 --> 00:09:22,327
Ballet.
It was a ballet.

199
00:09:22,329 --> 00:09:26,164
But Igor stravinsky
didn't say he was gonna
sell 20,000 units a month.

200
00:09:26,166 --> 00:09:28,700
I don't know why we're
talking about stravinsky

201
00:09:28,702 --> 00:09:32,938
when what I care about
is Dan kottke sodomizing me
in<i> time</i> magazine.

202
00:09:32,940 --> 00:09:36,274
Look. Obviously--

203
00:09:37,343 --> 00:09:39,277
let me say this to you.

204
00:09:39,279 --> 00:09:42,414
Obviously, Daniel didn't think
he was doing anything wrong.

205
00:09:42,416 --> 00:09:44,983
By talking to<i> time</i>
about it?
Yeah.

206
00:09:45,885 --> 00:09:47,919
I don't know
what that means.

207
00:09:47,921 --> 00:09:50,589
You said,
when you told me the story--

208
00:09:50,591 --> 00:09:52,724
you said you said to Dan,

209
00:09:52,726 --> 00:09:55,627
"did<i> time</i> magazine
ask you if I had
a daughter named Lisa?"

210
00:09:55,629 --> 00:09:56,995
And Dan said, "yeah."

211
00:09:58,631 --> 00:10:02,233
My point was that he answered
you simply and honestly

212
00:10:02,235 --> 00:10:04,402
because he didn't think
he'd done anything wrong.

213
00:10:04,404 --> 00:10:09,107
Except, Joanna--
except I don't have
a daughter named Lisa.

214
00:10:09,109 --> 00:10:13,044
And this story is now
about how I'm denying paternity
and took a blood test.

215
00:10:13,046 --> 00:10:16,448
And that's why there's
a picture of-- I don't know
what the fuck that is.

216
00:10:16,450 --> 00:10:18,817
That's why there's
a picture of a PC
on the cover

217
00:10:18,819 --> 00:10:21,186
instead of a picture
of me and the Mac.

218
00:10:22,555 --> 00:10:24,756
I don't know
what to tell you.

219
00:10:24,758 --> 00:10:28,593
I was supposed to be<i> time</i>
magazine's man of the year.

220
00:10:28,595 --> 00:10:30,629
And then Dan kottke
was born.

221
00:10:35,968 --> 00:10:37,936
Well--
what?

222
00:10:37,938 --> 00:10:41,206
She's waiting for you.
Who?

223
00:10:42,074 --> 00:10:44,009
Chrisann.
Brennan?

224
00:10:44,011 --> 00:10:45,777
They're out in the hall.

225
00:10:45,779 --> 00:10:48,980
They've been sitting
in the back of the auditorium
since 7:00 this morning.

226
00:10:48,982 --> 00:10:51,383
I'm not having a session
with chrisann right now.

227
00:10:52,518 --> 00:10:56,154
We issued
335 press credentials
for the launch.

228
00:10:56,156 --> 00:10:59,157
Steve,
you piss off chrisann,

229
00:10:59,159 --> 00:11:02,494
she's gonna stand
in the lobby
and give 335 interviews,

230
00:11:02,496 --> 00:11:07,232
and you, pal, will be
longing for the halcyon days
of Dan kottke.

231
00:11:09,001 --> 00:11:12,103
Let me get this
over with.

232
00:11:12,105 --> 00:11:14,472
But don't leave.
You're gonna stay here.

233
00:11:14,474 --> 00:11:15,974
What? No.
I'm not.

234
00:11:15,976 --> 00:11:19,344
No. There's less of a chance
of a scene if you stay here.
She'll be cool.

235
00:11:19,346 --> 00:11:24,182
I find all this excruciatingly
personal and-and--

236
00:11:24,184 --> 00:11:26,718
i-I'm-- I'm not staying.

237
00:11:26,720 --> 00:11:28,353
No. Come on.

238
00:11:28,355 --> 00:11:31,056
I don't wanna be
in a room alone
with chrisann.

239
00:11:34,460 --> 00:11:36,428
This is me and you.

240
00:11:40,366 --> 00:11:41,399
Fine.

241
00:11:49,575 --> 00:11:50,608
Hey.

242
00:11:54,580 --> 00:11:55,613
Steve.

243
00:11:56,716 --> 00:11:58,183
This is a surprise.

244
00:11:58,185 --> 00:12:00,552
Why don't you
come on in?

245
00:12:00,554 --> 00:12:02,287
Thank you.

246
00:12:04,890 --> 00:12:07,392
- You coming too?
- Yes, I'm not gonna leave her
in the hallway.

247
00:12:07,394 --> 00:12:09,728
Okay.
It's a safe hallway,
but anyway.

248
00:12:09,730 --> 00:12:12,697
You remember Joanna Hoffman?
She's the head of marketing
for the Mac.

249
00:12:12,699 --> 00:12:13,965
Good to see you.

250
00:12:15,034 --> 00:12:17,602
Nice to see you.
Hello, Lisa.

251
00:12:17,604 --> 00:12:20,605
We've met before,
and you told me
you like the way I talk,

252
00:12:20,607 --> 00:12:24,242
and that was
my favorite thing
anyone's ever said to me.

253
00:12:24,244 --> 00:12:26,244
You're from Poland.
Yes, I am.

254
00:12:26,246 --> 00:12:28,947
- Do you know where that is?
- The top of the earth.

255
00:12:28,949 --> 00:12:30,915
I think you're thinking
of the north pole.

256
00:12:30,917 --> 00:12:32,784
Well, we're a little
pressed for time, so--

257
00:12:32,786 --> 00:12:35,286
- I'll leave you guys alone.
- Why do you wanna leave
when you just said--

258
00:12:35,288 --> 00:12:37,288
I'm gonna check in
with hertzfeld.

259
00:12:44,964 --> 00:12:47,465
We're trying to get
a computer to say hello,

260
00:12:47,467 --> 00:12:49,934
but right now
it's being very shy.

261
00:12:49,936 --> 00:12:51,870
Would you come help me?
Is that okay?

262
00:12:51,872 --> 00:12:53,605
Sure.

263
00:12:53,607 --> 00:12:55,940
Thank you.

264
00:12:55,942 --> 00:12:57,876
My dad named a computer
after me.

265
00:12:57,878 --> 00:13:00,311
I'm not your--

266
00:13:01,413 --> 00:13:04,716
actually, do you know
what a coincidence is, Lisa?

267
00:13:04,718 --> 00:13:06,684
No.

268
00:13:08,254 --> 00:13:11,289
Like if you met someone.

269
00:13:11,291 --> 00:13:13,658
You made a new friend
and her name was Lisa too.

270
00:13:13,660 --> 00:13:15,493
That would be a coincidence.

271
00:13:15,495 --> 00:13:18,496
"Lisa" stands for
"local integrated
systems architecture."

272
00:13:18,498 --> 00:13:20,732
L-i-s-a.

273
00:13:22,635 --> 00:13:24,202
It's a coincidence.

274
00:13:26,405 --> 00:13:28,606
- You about done?
- Yeah.

275
00:13:28,608 --> 00:13:29,574
Okay.

276
00:13:29,576 --> 00:13:34,379
Come. Let's make
that computer say hi.

277
00:13:36,015 --> 00:13:37,916
Go ahead, Lisa.

278
00:13:37,918 --> 00:13:41,119
So it was
the other way around.

279
00:13:41,121 --> 00:13:43,454
I was named
after the computer?

280
00:13:43,456 --> 00:13:46,791
Nothing was named
after anybody.
It's a coincidence.

281
00:13:46,793 --> 00:13:48,660
Come on.

282
00:13:53,833 --> 00:13:55,466
What's the matter
with you?

283
00:13:55,468 --> 00:13:57,502
What's the matter with you?
Why are you telling her
these things?

284
00:13:57,504 --> 00:13:59,470
Why are you
still telling her
I'm her father?

285
00:13:59,472 --> 00:14:01,339
- A judge told her
you're her father.
- No, he didn't.

286
00:14:01,341 --> 00:14:03,174
Where the hell
do you get off
telling<i> time</i> magazine

287
00:14:03,176 --> 00:14:05,176
I've slept with 28 percent
of the men in America?

288
00:14:05,178 --> 00:14:07,145
That's not--
where do you
get off?

289
00:14:07,147 --> 00:14:09,614
That's not remotely
what I said.

290
00:14:12,351 --> 00:14:14,986
It's right here.

291
00:14:14,988 --> 00:14:16,955
First of all,
can I tell you something
about<i> time</i> magazine?

292
00:14:16,957 --> 00:14:19,824
I believe
it's a training facility
for paid assassins.

293
00:14:19,826 --> 00:14:23,194
"Jobs insists"--
i am quoting--
i didn't invent math.

294
00:14:23,196 --> 00:14:26,364
"...twenty-eight
percent of the male population
of the United States

295
00:14:26,366 --> 00:14:28,533
could be the father."

296
00:14:28,535 --> 00:14:32,537
I wasn't saying
you've slept with 28%
of American men.

297
00:14:32,539 --> 00:14:35,406
I was using an algorithm
based on the blood test

298
00:14:35,408 --> 00:14:39,577
which said there was a 94.1%
chance that I'm the father.

299
00:14:39,579 --> 00:14:42,847
You're trying
to publicly paint me
as a slut and a whore.

300
00:14:42,849 --> 00:14:45,216
Believe me,
I'm not trying to publicly
do anything with you.

301
00:14:45,218 --> 00:14:47,318
Two million people
read<i> time.</i>
How am I supposed--

302
00:14:47,320 --> 00:14:50,655
it would be more if they put
me on the cover, but Dan kottke
decided to kidney-punch me--

303
00:14:50,657 --> 00:14:53,858
- I applied for
welfare yesterday.
I'm sorry?

304
00:14:53,860 --> 00:14:56,294
- Hello!
- I said I applied
for welfare yesterday.

305
00:14:57,997 --> 00:15:02,533
The<i> time</i> article said
your apple stock was worth
$441 million,

306
00:15:02,535 --> 00:15:04,702
and I wanted to ask you
how you felt about that.

307
00:15:04,704 --> 00:15:07,505
Well, I feel like
apple stock has been
dramatically undervalued.

308
00:15:07,507 --> 00:15:09,407
This would be
a good time to get in.

309
00:15:09,409 --> 00:15:12,076
Your daughter
and her mother--

310
00:15:12,078 --> 00:15:14,345
chrisann--
are on welfare.

311
00:15:14,347 --> 00:15:17,015
We're living in a hovel
in menlo park.

312
00:15:17,017 --> 00:15:18,616
We can't pay
the heating bills.

313
00:15:18,618 --> 00:15:21,052
She sleeps in a parka.

314
00:15:21,054 --> 00:15:23,421
Your daughter--
she's not my daughter!

315
00:15:23,423 --> 00:15:26,457
Because, as reported
by<i> time</i> magazine,

316
00:15:26,459 --> 00:15:29,427
- I've slept with 28%
of the men in America?
- No.

317
00:15:29,429 --> 00:15:32,630
All of them,
exactly nine months
before Lisa was born.

318
00:15:38,270 --> 00:15:40,104
I've got Andy here.

319
00:15:46,812 --> 00:15:48,846
Excuse me.

320
00:15:58,257 --> 00:15:59,457
We're there?

321
00:15:59,459 --> 00:16:01,459
- Hey, Chris.
- Hey, Andy.

322
00:16:01,461 --> 00:16:03,161
- How are you doin'?
- Terrible.

323
00:16:03,163 --> 00:16:04,762
You guys caught up now?

324
00:16:04,764 --> 00:16:07,131
Excuse me for saying hello
to my friend,
who thinks you're a dick.

325
00:16:07,133 --> 00:16:08,633
I don't think
you're a--
we're there?

326
00:16:08,635 --> 00:16:11,669
No. It's got a one-in-six
chance of working.
Goddamn it.

327
00:16:11,671 --> 00:16:16,474
Well, we're not
a pit crew at Daytona.
This can't be fixed in seconds.

328
00:16:16,476 --> 00:16:19,310
You didn't have seconds.
You had three weeks.

329
00:16:19,312 --> 00:16:22,413
The universe
was created in a third
of that time.

330
00:16:22,415 --> 00:16:24,749
Well, someday you'll
have to tell us
how you did it.

331
00:16:28,120 --> 00:16:30,655
Here's what
I'm gonna do.

332
00:16:30,657 --> 00:16:34,826
I'm gonna announce
the names of everyone who
designed the launch demo.

333
00:16:34,828 --> 00:16:37,595
I'm gonna introduce everyone
and ask them to stand up.

334
00:16:37,597 --> 00:16:39,964
The bag was designed
by Susan kare.

335
00:16:39,966 --> 00:16:43,835
The macintosh font that's
scrolling across the screen
was designed by Steve capps.

336
00:16:43,837 --> 00:16:47,005
The starry night
and skywriting
was Bruce horn.

337
00:16:47,007 --> 00:16:52,810
Macpaint, macwrite, Alice,
down to the calculator.

338
00:16:52,812 --> 00:16:55,680
And then I'm gonna say
the voice demo
that didn't work

339
00:16:55,682 --> 00:16:58,016
was designed
by Andy hertzfeld.

340
00:17:04,690 --> 00:17:06,324
Steve--

341
00:17:06,326 --> 00:17:09,360
five-in-six is your chance
of surviving the first round
of Russian roulette,

342
00:17:09,362 --> 00:17:11,195
and you've reversed those odds.

343
00:17:11,197 --> 00:17:13,464
So unless you wanna be disgraced
in front of your friends,

344
00:17:13,466 --> 00:17:16,701
family, colleagues,
stockholders and the press,

345
00:17:16,703 --> 00:17:18,403
I wouldn't stand here
arguing.

346
00:17:18,405 --> 00:17:21,873
I'd go try and get some more
bullets out of the gun.

347
00:17:21,875 --> 00:17:23,741
Do it, Andy!

348
00:17:28,647 --> 00:17:30,214
Stop. You.

349
00:17:30,216 --> 00:17:32,083
What size shirt
do you wear?
Me?

350
00:17:32,085 --> 00:17:34,719
Does anyone know
what size shirt he wears?
What size shirt I wear?

351
00:17:34,721 --> 00:17:37,021
Does anyone know
where the closest
psychiatrist is?

352
00:17:37,023 --> 00:17:39,857
The disk
fits in your pocket.

353
00:17:39,859 --> 00:17:42,393
I need a shirt
with a breast pocket.
I can take it out onstage.

354
00:17:42,395 --> 00:17:44,028
A shirt?
The disk!

355
00:17:44,030 --> 00:17:47,031
I need a white shirt
in my size
with a breast pocket.

356
00:17:47,033 --> 00:17:50,168
Yes. Which one
of the no stores
that are open at 8:45

357
00:17:50,170 --> 00:17:53,771
do you want me to have someone
run to and return from
in 15 minutes?

358
00:17:53,773 --> 00:17:57,608
Go out in the lobby,
find someone my size
who's wearing a white shirt.

359
00:17:57,610 --> 00:18:00,011
Tell them I'll trade them
for a free computer,

360
00:18:00,013 --> 00:18:01,712
and they get
to keep my shirt.

361
00:18:01,714 --> 00:18:04,048
Does it have to be
a white shirt?
Is blue okay?

362
00:18:04,050 --> 00:18:08,719
No. The Mac is beige, I'm beige,
the disk is blue,
the shirt has to be white.

363
00:18:08,721 --> 00:18:09,687
Andy?

364
00:18:29,943 --> 00:18:34,745
Hello, I'm macintosh.

365
00:18:34,747 --> 00:18:37,515
Bring me the head
of Andy hertzfeld.

366
00:18:38,617 --> 00:18:40,918
I tried to get it
to say hello,
but it's shy.

367
00:18:40,920 --> 00:18:42,987
Yeah.

368
00:18:42,989 --> 00:18:44,455
So that's it?

369
00:18:44,457 --> 00:18:46,657
That's it.

370
00:18:48,460 --> 00:18:50,094
I don't get it.

371
00:18:50,096 --> 00:18:51,629
I know.

372
00:18:51,631 --> 00:18:53,464
What are people
going to do with it?

373
00:18:53,466 --> 00:18:55,133
Lisa,
how old are you now?

374
00:18:55,135 --> 00:18:57,301
- You know how old she is.
- How old are you, Lisa?

375
00:18:57,303 --> 00:18:58,703
Five.

376
00:19:00,239 --> 00:19:02,039
Come sit here for a minute.

377
00:19:06,311 --> 00:19:08,346
Do you know
what this is?

378
00:19:08,348 --> 00:19:11,482
It's a computer.
It's a computer.

379
00:19:11,484 --> 00:19:13,551
Can I borrow your hand
for a second?

380
00:19:15,187 --> 00:19:17,555
Point that arrow
and click.

381
00:19:19,858 --> 00:19:22,527
You don't have to,
but if you want,
you can play with it.

382
00:19:22,529 --> 00:19:25,830
Nothing you can do
will break it, so just
do whatever you want with it.

383
00:19:25,832 --> 00:19:27,265
What are you doing?

384
00:19:27,267 --> 00:19:30,801
I'm paying you
exactly what the court
ordered me to pay you.

385
00:19:30,803 --> 00:19:33,671
$385 a month.

386
00:19:33,673 --> 00:19:35,640
I'm not the one
who decided
on that amount.

387
00:19:35,642 --> 00:19:37,508
And I'm asking you
how you feel.

388
00:19:37,510 --> 00:19:39,143
If you feel
all right.

389
00:19:39,145 --> 00:19:42,513
If it feels all right to you
that your daughter--
she's not my--

390
00:19:42,515 --> 00:19:45,183
that your daughter
and her mother
are on welfare

391
00:19:45,185 --> 00:19:49,187
while you're worth
$441 million
for making that.

392
00:19:49,189 --> 00:19:52,356
I'm proud to say
apple donates computers
to underfunded schools,

393
00:19:52,358 --> 00:19:54,992
- and we'll be doing more
of the same with the Mac--
- what?

394
00:19:54,994 --> 00:19:57,762
Apple donates millions
of dollars' worth
of computers to schools.

395
00:19:58,730 --> 00:20:00,798
What does that
have to do with--

396
00:20:00,800 --> 00:20:05,636
imagine an underprivileged kid
that has their favorite teacher
with them 24 hours.

397
00:20:05,638 --> 00:20:07,538
We're minutes away
from being able to do that.

398
00:20:07,540 --> 00:20:10,208
In your head,
was that an answer
to my question?

399
00:20:10,210 --> 00:20:11,876
Tell me the question again.

400
00:20:13,012 --> 00:20:15,079
I wasn't the one
who sued you
for child support.

401
00:20:15,081 --> 00:20:17,548
- No, let--
- San Mateo county
sued you.

402
00:20:17,550 --> 00:20:20,551
No, let me explain
what happened, 'cause I have
plenty of time right now.

403
00:20:22,222 --> 00:20:24,021
Excuse me.
You have a visitor.

404
00:20:24,023 --> 00:20:26,490
Just wanted to say
good luck.
Hey, chrisann.

405
00:20:26,492 --> 00:20:28,926
Hello, woz.
Hang on.

406
00:20:32,899 --> 00:20:35,266
Just wanted to say
good luck.
Thanks. You too.

407
00:20:35,268 --> 00:20:36,767
It's a big morning.
Yeah.

408
00:20:36,769 --> 00:20:38,669
You should see
this crowd out there.

409
00:20:38,671 --> 00:20:40,905
This crowd,
it's like, um--

410
00:20:42,241 --> 00:20:45,343
I can't really wait
for you to come up
with a metaphor, man.

411
00:20:45,345 --> 00:20:48,246
Yeah. So, listen, I want
to ask you a favor.
Yeah?

412
00:20:48,248 --> 00:20:51,215
Can you acknowledge the apple ii
team in your remarks?
I cannot.

413
00:20:51,217 --> 00:20:52,683
Just an acknowledgement.

414
00:20:52,685 --> 00:20:54,252
Have them stand up.

415
00:20:55,621 --> 00:20:57,755
- We're launching the Mac.
- It'd be a morale booster.

416
00:20:57,757 --> 00:20:59,957
Just a mention
so they could get
a round of applause.

417
00:20:59,959 --> 00:21:02,226
Just a mention.
Can we stick a pin in this
for a minute?

418
00:21:02,228 --> 00:21:03,628
Sure.
Thank you.

419
00:21:03,630 --> 00:21:05,930
Just talking about
an acknowledgement
for the team.

420
00:21:05,932 --> 00:21:08,132
I've got chrisann in there.
I'll see you in a second.

421
00:21:08,134 --> 00:21:09,166
Yep.

422
00:21:16,942 --> 00:21:17,942
That.

423
00:21:17,944 --> 00:21:19,610
What?

424
00:21:19,612 --> 00:21:22,813
You asked me what people
are gonna do with it.
They're gonna do that.

425
00:21:24,783 --> 00:21:26,884
One of the engineers.

426
00:21:26,886 --> 00:21:28,286
Thank you.

427
00:21:35,961 --> 00:21:37,528
Do you like it?

428
00:21:40,999 --> 00:21:42,133
I'm sorry?

429
00:21:42,135 --> 00:21:44,001
It's an abstract.

430
00:21:44,836 --> 00:21:48,706
You used macpaint.

431
00:21:52,611 --> 00:21:55,313
Push that key and the "s"
at the same time.

432
00:21:58,150 --> 00:21:59,917
Now type your name.

433
00:22:10,362 --> 00:22:12,063
Do you know
which box says "save"?

434
00:22:13,965 --> 00:22:16,600
Right.
Go ahead
and click on it.

435
00:22:24,843 --> 00:22:26,444
I'll put some money
in your account

436
00:22:26,446 --> 00:22:28,846
and buy you a new house,
someplace near a decent school.

437
00:22:29,614 --> 00:22:31,248
Thank you.

438
00:22:32,551 --> 00:22:35,553
Woz wants a minute.

439
00:22:35,555 --> 00:22:38,155
And sculley's
asking for you.

440
00:22:38,157 --> 00:22:39,924
We're done?

441
00:22:41,961 --> 00:22:44,095
Could you teach me
more things?

442
00:22:45,230 --> 00:22:47,398
On the computer?

443
00:22:47,400 --> 00:22:49,066
Lisa, wait for me
in the hall, please.

444
00:22:52,738 --> 00:22:55,139
You can put your coat on
in the hall.

445
00:22:55,141 --> 00:22:56,107
Bye, Lisa.

446
00:22:57,509 --> 00:23:00,311
- Bye.
- Lisa, in the hall. Now.

447
00:23:00,313 --> 00:23:02,580
I wanna know,
when you say you're gonna
put money in my account,

448
00:23:02,582 --> 00:23:04,081
how much
we're talking about.

449
00:23:04,083 --> 00:23:06,283
It's a school day.
She needs to be in school.

450
00:23:08,420 --> 00:23:10,621
I'm gonna give you
whatever you need.

451
00:23:27,739 --> 00:23:30,808
Woz wants me
to acknowledge
the apple ii team.

452
00:23:31,910 --> 00:23:34,211
You must be able to see
that she looks like you.

453
00:23:34,213 --> 00:23:36,680
I don't want to insult woz.
I just think
it's backward-looking

454
00:23:36,682 --> 00:23:38,449
at exactly the wrong moment.

455
00:23:38,451 --> 00:23:41,519
- I know you heard what I said.
- I heard what you said, Joanna.

456
00:23:41,521 --> 00:23:44,755
It's just we're about to do
this thing.

457
00:23:44,757 --> 00:23:49,927
At 9:41, the planet's
gonna shift on its axis
nigh and forever.

458
00:23:49,929 --> 00:23:52,596
Two most significant events
of the 20th century:

459
00:23:52,598 --> 00:23:55,433
The allies win the war
and this.

460
00:23:55,435 --> 00:23:56,901
This.

461
00:23:56,903 --> 00:23:59,270
So maybe right now
isn't the very best time
to scold me

462
00:23:59,272 --> 00:24:02,139
for not being
a better father to a kid
who's not my kid.

463
00:24:02,141 --> 00:24:05,276
The test said i--
i don't care
what the test said.

464
00:24:05,278 --> 00:24:06,710
I don't care
about 94.1%

465
00:24:06,712 --> 00:24:09,280
or the insane algorithm
you used to get to 28%
of American men.

466
00:24:09,282 --> 00:24:11,415
Buying her a new house.
I'm giving her money.

467
00:24:11,417 --> 00:24:14,084
There's a small girl who
believes you're her father.

468
00:24:14,086 --> 00:24:17,288
That's all.
That's all the math
there is.

469
00:24:18,457 --> 00:24:22,126
She believes it.
What are you gonna do
about that?

470
00:24:22,128 --> 00:24:24,829
God sent his only son
on a suicide mission,

471
00:24:24,831 --> 00:24:28,165
but we like him anyway
because he made trees.

472
00:24:29,935 --> 00:24:32,770
We're gonna sell
a million units
in the first 90 days.

473
00:24:32,772 --> 00:24:34,839
20,000 a month after that.

474
00:24:34,841 --> 00:24:37,308
So maybe you could give me
a break, Ms. Hoffman?

475
00:25:29,328 --> 00:25:31,328
Woz.
Hey.

476
00:25:31,330 --> 00:25:33,864
There's nothing
in that vending machine
that won't kill you.

477
00:25:33,866 --> 00:25:36,166
Just browsing.
Let's take a walk.

478
00:25:36,168 --> 00:25:38,302
- Can I tell you
something?
- Yeah.

479
00:25:38,304 --> 00:25:41,539
After the meeting in Maui,
the apple ii team was upset
and angry and down.

480
00:25:41,541 --> 00:25:44,041
Do you know why?
Because the apple ii
wasn't mentioned even once?

481
00:25:44,043 --> 00:25:46,577
The apple ii
wasn't mentioned ev--

482
00:25:46,579 --> 00:25:48,379
yes, that's it.
You have it. Yes.

483
00:25:48,381 --> 00:25:51,515
That wasn't an oversight.
They know that.
They know it wasn't.

484
00:25:51,517 --> 00:25:53,551
I don't wanna
make a big deal
out of this--

485
00:25:53,553 --> 00:25:55,252
that's entirely
within your power.

486
00:25:55,254 --> 00:25:57,988
The apple ii is--
the apple ii is what was,
my friend.

487
00:25:57,990 --> 00:26:01,592
The apple ii is what pays
the bills around here
and has for seven years.

488
00:26:01,594 --> 00:26:03,160
And if you embarrass
these people,

489
00:26:03,162 --> 00:26:05,896
you are going to see
a brain drain at this company,
my brother.

490
00:26:05,898 --> 00:26:08,599
Markkula took you off the Lisa,
not them and not me,
so don't blame--

491
00:26:08,601 --> 00:26:13,237
markkula took me off the Lisa
because of his strong religious
objection to making it good.

492
00:26:13,239 --> 00:26:16,073
Now I gave you
everything you wanted
on the apple ii.

493
00:26:16,075 --> 00:26:17,741
You don't ask for a lot?

494
00:26:17,743 --> 00:26:20,344
There wasn't
a single fight you lost.

495
00:26:20,346 --> 00:26:22,780
Do you concede the slots
are the reason for
the success of the apple ii?

496
00:26:22,782 --> 00:26:24,949
We can't still be
talking about the slots.
I have a point.

497
00:26:24,951 --> 00:26:27,918
It's been seven years.
You're still doing it.
You're talking about the slots.

498
00:26:27,920 --> 00:26:30,854
There's something wrong
with you. This argument started
in the garage.

499
00:26:30,856 --> 00:26:35,593
What are you talking about?
Why would you only want
two slots?

500
00:26:35,595 --> 00:26:37,595
A printer and a modem.

501
00:26:37,597 --> 00:26:39,263
With eight slots,
you--

502
00:26:39,265 --> 00:26:42,366
this is a huge deal
that we were able
to add eight slots.

503
00:26:42,368 --> 00:26:45,235
I appreciate the engineering,
but it's not what we're doing.

504
00:26:45,237 --> 00:26:46,870
And thank god
i won that argument--
woz.

505
00:26:46,872 --> 00:26:49,607
Because the open system
is what people love
about the machine,

506
00:26:49,609 --> 00:26:51,241
and it's why it sold
and still sells.

507
00:26:51,243 --> 00:26:53,811
An open system.
We're not doing
an open system.

508
00:26:53,813 --> 00:26:57,781
Of course we are. That's what
people want, and the
breakthrough on the apple ii--

509
00:26:57,783 --> 00:27:00,618
people don't know
what they want until
you show it to them.

510
00:27:00,620 --> 00:27:05,456
Serious users want to customize.
They wanna modify.
They wanna Jack it up.

511
00:27:05,458 --> 00:27:08,892
They want hardware engineers
like me to expand
its capabilities, okay?

512
00:27:08,894 --> 00:27:10,794
Keyboards for music,
better sound board,

513
00:27:10,796 --> 00:27:12,663
better display boards,
improved memory cards.

514
00:27:12,665 --> 00:27:15,099
And it's why
there are 3,000 people
here right now.

515
00:27:15,101 --> 00:27:19,136
The slots are what allowed
the apple ii to run,
for just one example, visicalc,

516
00:27:19,138 --> 00:27:23,273
which from my guess
single-handedly sold between
200,000 and 300,000 machines.

517
00:27:23,275 --> 00:27:26,243
They want slots.
They don't get a vote.

518
00:27:26,245 --> 00:27:29,647
When Dylan wrote "shelter from
the storm," he didn't ask people
to contribute to the lyrics.

519
00:27:29,649 --> 00:27:31,649
Plays don't stop
so the playwright
can ask the audience

520
00:27:31,651 --> 00:27:33,117
what scene
they'd like to see next.

521
00:27:33,119 --> 00:27:34,318
Painters--
hobbyists--

522
00:27:34,320 --> 00:27:37,655
we're on the verge
of a tectonic--
hobbyists?

523
00:27:37,657 --> 00:27:39,256
A printer and a modem.
Two slots.

524
00:27:40,959 --> 00:27:42,826
The apple ii team
has my affection,

525
00:27:42,828 --> 00:27:46,430
but I'm not loving up
a seven-year-old product
at the Mac launch.

526
00:27:46,432 --> 00:27:49,667
Computers
aren't paintings.
Fuck you.

527
00:27:49,669 --> 00:27:53,170
I'm gonna say "fuck you"
every time you say that
until you either die or stop.

528
00:27:53,172 --> 00:27:54,805
- Steve--
- try it.

529
00:27:54,807 --> 00:27:55,973
Steve.
Say it.

530
00:27:55,975 --> 00:27:58,709
- Computers aren't paintings.
- Fuck you.

531
00:27:58,711 --> 00:28:01,812
Yes, they are,
and what I want
is a closed system.

532
00:28:01,814 --> 00:28:05,616
End-to-end control.
Completely incompatible
with anything.

533
00:28:09,988 --> 00:28:12,523
Computers aren't supposed
to have human flaws.

534
00:28:12,525 --> 00:28:15,526
I'm not going to build
this one with yours.

535
00:28:27,372 --> 00:28:28,505
Steve!

536
00:28:28,507 --> 00:28:29,673
Hey.

537
00:28:29,675 --> 00:28:33,077
Today is
about the macintosh.
And the Mac is mine.

538
00:28:33,079 --> 00:28:34,812
- I give you that.
- Thank you.

539
00:28:34,814 --> 00:28:37,314
I give you that.
Just publicly acknowledge
the apple ii team

540
00:28:37,316 --> 00:28:38,916
'cause it's
the right thing to do.

541
00:28:38,918 --> 00:28:42,386
We'll know soon enough
if you are Leonardo Da Vinci
or just think you are,

542
00:28:42,388 --> 00:28:44,088
but in the meantime,
it would be great--

543
00:28:44,090 --> 00:28:46,990
in the meantime,
the apple ii is done.

544
00:28:46,992 --> 00:28:49,059
Seven years.
It was a great run.

545
00:28:49,061 --> 00:28:51,161
You should go out
in the house
and take your seat.

546
00:28:53,598 --> 00:28:56,366
The Mac is jef raskin's.

547
00:28:56,368 --> 00:28:57,868
Say it for me.

548
00:28:57,870 --> 00:28:59,436
Computers aren't--
fuck you.

549
00:28:59,438 --> 00:29:01,405
All right.

550
00:29:05,944 --> 00:29:07,578
Five, six--

551
00:29:09,247 --> 00:29:10,914
we're there?
I need more time.

552
00:29:10,916 --> 00:29:12,950
You can't have it.
20 minutes.

553
00:29:12,952 --> 00:29:15,352
It's 8:58.
We can start late.

554
00:29:15,354 --> 00:29:18,088
Hear me.
We're a computer company.
We can't start late.

555
00:29:18,090 --> 00:29:20,190
Then I have
another idea.
What?

556
00:29:20,192 --> 00:29:22,793
It's deceptive
and borderline unethical.

557
00:29:22,795 --> 00:29:24,895
I'm listening.
It'll run on the 512.

558
00:29:24,897 --> 00:29:26,864
- You tested it?
- Yeah.

559
00:29:26,866 --> 00:29:31,268
- Wait. You're gonna demo
a 128 computer on a 512?
- Nobody's gonna know.

560
00:29:31,270 --> 00:29:33,904
And you think that's
<i>borderline</i> unethical?

561
00:29:33,906 --> 00:29:35,606
Name my other choices,
please.

562
00:29:37,108 --> 00:29:40,644
Please. You have to tell me
why it's so important
for it to say hello.

563
00:29:40,646 --> 00:29:44,748
Hollywood.
They made computers
scary things.

564
00:29:44,750 --> 00:29:48,285
See how this reminds you
of a friendly face, that
the disk slot is a goofy grin?

565
00:29:48,287 --> 00:29:52,890
It's warm and it's playful
and it needs to say hello.

566
00:29:52,892 --> 00:29:55,292
It needs to say hello
because it can.

567
00:30:03,468 --> 00:30:05,435
We're not
committing fraud.

568
00:30:05,437 --> 00:30:08,572
The 512 is gonna ship
in under a year.

569
00:30:08,574 --> 00:30:11,208
Will you absolve me
of your eastern European
disapproval?

570
00:30:13,278 --> 00:30:17,581
The computer in<i> 2001</i> said
hello all the time and it still
scared the shit out of me.

571
00:30:17,583 --> 00:30:19,416
Absolve me.

572
00:30:20,852 --> 00:30:23,520
Just for this.

573
00:30:23,522 --> 00:30:25,923
And just for now.

574
00:30:25,925 --> 00:30:31,562
Ladies and gentlemen,
please welcome founding
board member Mike markkula.

575
00:30:37,602 --> 00:30:40,404
All right.
Okay.

576
00:30:41,606 --> 00:30:44,107
Go make a dent
in the universe, Steven.

577
00:30:44,109 --> 00:30:46,476
See you in
a couple hours.

578
00:30:46,478 --> 00:30:49,112
And I'm going to take us
through the formal part
of the meeting,

579
00:30:49,114 --> 00:30:50,647
the legal part,
if you will.

580
00:30:50,649 --> 00:30:54,184
- Thank merciful god.
- The cavalry's shown up.

581
00:30:54,186 --> 00:30:57,354
I hear you've been worse
than usual this morning. I
didn't think that was possible.

582
00:30:57,356 --> 00:31:01,024
So I've been dispatched
as the "Steve whisperer."

583
00:31:01,026 --> 00:31:03,527
This is a '55 margaux.

584
00:31:03,529 --> 00:31:07,064
It's 9:00 in the morning.
This is a '55 margaux.

585
00:31:09,535 --> 00:31:12,269
Is it my imagination
or have you started
to dress like me?

586
00:31:13,805 --> 00:31:16,673
It was a bad idea
to have markkula open
with quarterly reports.

587
00:31:16,675 --> 00:31:18,842
Instead we should have
just dropped water
on the audience.

588
00:31:18,844 --> 00:31:22,379
You know, just big 10,000-gallon
tanks of cold water,
dropped from the ceiling.

589
00:31:22,381 --> 00:31:24,214
Save Mike some money
on index cards.

590
00:31:24,216 --> 00:31:26,817
Oh, just relax.
Why?

591
00:31:26,819 --> 00:31:29,753
I don't know.
No one's ever asked me
that question.

592
00:31:29,755 --> 00:31:31,722
There you go.

593
00:31:37,562 --> 00:31:40,230
You're the only one
who sees the world
the same way I do.

594
00:31:40,232 --> 00:31:42,733
No one sees the world
the same way you do.

595
00:31:44,335 --> 00:31:46,169
I'm like Julius Caesar,
John.

596
00:31:46,171 --> 00:31:48,872
I'm surrounded
by enemies.
No, you're not.

597
00:31:48,874 --> 00:31:52,009
The board--
oh, the board.
The board's behind you.

598
00:31:52,011 --> 00:31:53,777
Only because you see to it
they are.

599
00:31:53,779 --> 00:31:55,245
I think it's a good board,

600
00:31:55,247 --> 00:31:58,248
but if you want me
to push them out one by one,
we can talk about that.

601
00:31:58,250 --> 00:32:00,117
I want you to push them
out all at once--

602
00:32:00,119 --> 00:32:02,786
through a window,
if it's the nearest exit.

603
00:32:02,788 --> 00:32:04,922
The look on their faces
when we showed them the spot.

604
00:32:04,924 --> 00:32:07,858
I couldn't see their faces,
'cause they were banging
their heads on the table.

605
00:32:07,860 --> 00:32:11,762
Yeah, yeah.
Yesterday, the day
after it airs<i> once,</i>

606
00:32:11,764 --> 00:32:14,398
the publisher of<i> adweek</i>
calls it the best
commercial of all time.

607
00:32:14,400 --> 00:32:16,934
Of all time!
And it is.

608
00:32:16,936 --> 00:32:20,737
And if anyone does one better,
it's gonna be chiat/day,
who the board wanted to replace,

609
00:32:20,739 --> 00:32:23,440
and it's gonna be Lee clow,
who the board thought
was out of his mind.

610
00:32:23,442 --> 00:32:26,209
<i></i><i>Ladies and gentlemen, "1984."</i>

611
00:32:26,211 --> 00:32:28,645
<i></i><i> The first</i>
<i> glorious anniversary</i>

612
00:32:28,647 --> 00:32:31,148
<i> of the information</i>
<i> purification directives.</i>

613
00:32:31,150 --> 00:32:35,485
<i> We have created</i>
<i> for the first time</i>
<i> in all history</i>

614
00:32:35,487 --> 00:32:38,555
<i> a garden of pure ideology</i>

615
00:32:38,557 --> 00:32:41,058
<i>where each worker may bloom,</i>

616
00:32:41,060 --> 00:32:45,629
<i>secure from the pests</i>
<i>purveying</i>
<i>contradictory thoughts.</i>

617
00:32:45,631 --> 00:32:51,835
<i>Our unification of thoughts</i>
<i>is more powerful a weapon</i>
<i>than any fleet or army on earth.</i>

618
00:32:51,837 --> 00:32:53,337
<i>We are one people--</i>

619
00:32:53,339 --> 00:32:55,005
did we use skinheads
as extras?

620
00:32:55,007 --> 00:32:57,607
- A couple of people
have told me that.
- Yeah.

621
00:32:57,609 --> 00:32:59,810
We paid skinheads?
I've got skinheads
on my payroll?

622
00:32:59,812 --> 00:33:02,412
They had a look
you wanted.
The skinheads?

623
00:33:02,414 --> 00:33:05,649
- Yeah.
- Okay, let's keep that
to ourselves.

624
00:33:06,752 --> 00:33:09,653
<i> We shall prevail.</i>

625
00:33:13,091 --> 00:33:17,928
<i>On January 24th,</i>
<i>apple computer</i>
<i>will introduce macintosh.</i>

626
00:33:17,930 --> 00:33:20,197
Who else knows?
Who else knows what?

627
00:33:20,199 --> 00:33:23,333
That we paid terrorists
to be in our TV commercial.
John--

628
00:33:23,335 --> 00:33:26,136
they were wrong about the ad,
but they're a good board.
Good people.

629
00:33:26,138 --> 00:33:28,805
Their only problem--
their problem
is that they're people.

630
00:33:28,807 --> 00:33:33,010
People.
The very nature of people
is something to be overcome.

631
00:33:33,012 --> 00:33:38,015
When I was running Pepsi,
we had a lot of success
focusing on 18-to-55-year-olds

632
00:33:38,017 --> 00:33:40,517
who weren't members
of violent hate groups.
I get it.

633
00:33:40,519 --> 00:33:42,185
You're not surrounded
by enemies.

634
00:33:42,187 --> 00:33:44,388
We're almost there.

635
00:33:44,390 --> 00:33:47,190
I'm back and forth
on the Dylan.

636
00:33:47,192 --> 00:33:48,625
I might quote
a different verse.

637
00:33:48,627 --> 00:33:49,893
What are the choices?

638
00:33:49,895 --> 00:33:52,362
"For the loser now
will be later to win,"

639
00:33:52,364 --> 00:33:54,631
which is what we have.
Mm-hmm. Or?

640
00:33:54,633 --> 00:33:57,401
"Come mothers and fathers
throughout the land

641
00:33:57,403 --> 00:33:59,336
and don't criticize
what you can't understand.

642
00:33:59,338 --> 00:34:00,971
Your sons and your daughters"--

643
00:34:00,973 --> 00:34:02,472
"are beyond your command."

644
00:34:02,474 --> 00:34:04,207
I just lost
a hundred bucks
to Andy hertzfeld.

645
00:34:04,209 --> 00:34:07,044
He said you'd change it
to that verse.

646
00:34:07,046 --> 00:34:10,614
We got 45 seconds.
I want to use it
to ask you a question.

647
00:34:12,250 --> 00:34:16,853
Why do people who are adopted
feel like they were rejected
instead of selected?

648
00:34:16,855 --> 00:34:18,221
That came out of nowhere.

649
00:34:18,223 --> 00:34:20,390
"Your sons
and your daughters
are beyond your command.

650
00:34:20,392 --> 00:34:22,526
Your old road
is rapidly aging."

651
00:34:22,528 --> 00:34:25,162
So go fuck yourself,
because my name
is Steve Jobs,

652
00:34:25,164 --> 00:34:26,830
and the times,
they are a-changin'.

653
00:34:28,266 --> 00:34:30,000
I don't feel
rejected.

654
00:34:30,002 --> 00:34:32,002
You're sure?
Very sure.

655
00:34:32,004 --> 00:34:34,571
'Cause it's not like
the baby is born
and the parents look and say,

656
00:34:34,573 --> 00:34:37,407
"nah, we're not interested
in this one."

657
00:34:37,409 --> 00:34:38,975
On the other hand,
someone did choose you.

658
00:34:44,015 --> 00:34:45,582
It's having no control.

659
00:34:47,919 --> 00:34:49,920
You find out you were
out of the loop

660
00:34:49,922 --> 00:34:52,923
when the most crucial
events in your life
were set in motion.

661
00:34:55,760 --> 00:34:57,928
As long as
you have control.

662
00:34:59,597 --> 00:35:01,665
I don't understand people
who give it up.

663
00:35:03,568 --> 00:35:05,502
What inspired hertzfeld
to make that bet?

664
00:35:06,971 --> 00:35:11,108
He was warning me
that being your father figure
could be dangerous.

665
00:35:11,110 --> 00:35:14,611
Keep your 100 bucks.
I'm sticking
with the first verse.

666
00:35:14,613 --> 00:35:15,612
Good.

667
00:35:15,614 --> 00:35:17,948
What the hell
does he mean?
Nothing.

668
00:35:17,950 --> 00:35:19,516
I'm proud of you.

669
00:35:20,952 --> 00:35:24,221
Thank you, boss.

670
00:35:24,223 --> 00:35:28,125
It's my pleasure
to introduce my friend
and the ceo of apple,

671
00:35:28,127 --> 00:35:30,060
John sculley.

672
00:35:30,062 --> 00:35:31,628
John?

673
00:35:31,630 --> 00:35:33,096
Yeah?

674
00:35:33,098 --> 00:35:35,565
Lisa made a painting
on the Mac.

675
00:35:39,637 --> 00:35:43,006
<i>The macintosh, apple's near</i>
<i>mythological home computer,</i>

676
00:35:43,008 --> 00:35:46,510
<i>has gotten off to a rocky start</i>
<i>in its battle</i>
<i>with industry titan IBM.</i>

677
00:35:46,512 --> 00:35:49,813
<i>With sales</i>
<i>originally projected to be</i>
<i>a million in the first quarter,</i>

678
00:35:49,815 --> 00:35:52,115
<i>apple has sold only 35,000</i>
<i>of the user-friendly machines</i>

679
00:35:52,117 --> 00:35:54,417
<i>in the months since it's been</i>
<i>available to customers.</i>

680
00:35:54,419 --> 00:35:55,952
<i>The insistence by Steve Jobs</i>

681
00:35:55,954 --> 00:35:57,821
<i>that it have what's called</i>
<i>end-to-end control,</i>

682
00:35:57,823 --> 00:36:02,159
<i>which is a way of saying that</i>
<i>it's not compatible with most</i>
<i>outside hardware or software,</i>

683
00:36:02,161 --> 00:36:05,428
<i>is the shakespearean flaw</i>
<i>in a machine that</i> had<i> potential.</i>

684
00:36:05,430 --> 00:36:08,298
<i>Apple computers closed</i>
<i>two of its factories today</i>

685
00:36:08,300 --> 00:36:10,000
<i>in the wake</i>
<i>of disappointing sales.</i>

686
00:36:10,002 --> 00:36:13,136
<i>Do you know how many macs</i>
<i>were sold last month? 500.</i>

687
00:36:13,138 --> 00:36:16,006
<i>In a move that surprised some</i>
<i>but not all on wall street,</i>

688
00:36:16,008 --> 00:36:18,508
<i>the board of directors</i>
<i>of apple computers voted today</i>

689
00:36:18,510 --> 00:36:21,011
<i>to fire its cofounder</i>
<i>Steve Jobs.</i>

690
00:36:21,013 --> 00:36:23,046
<i>Did he jump</i>
<i>or was he pushed?</i>

691
00:36:23,048 --> 00:36:26,850
<i>His ex-boss,</i>
<i>apple ceo John sculley,</i>
<i>refused to comment.</i>

692
00:36:26,852 --> 00:36:28,852
<i>However,</i>
<i>in an exclusive interview,</i>

693
00:36:28,854 --> 00:36:32,989
<i>Steve wozniak has slammed</i>
<i>the integrity of his old friend</i>
<i>Steve Jobs.</i>

694
00:36:32,991 --> 00:36:36,126
<i>He calls jobs</i>
<i>an insulting and hurtful guy.</i>

695
00:36:36,128 --> 00:36:39,529
<i>Jobs is hitting back with a new</i>
<i>company and a new computer.</i>

696
00:36:39,531 --> 00:36:41,665
<i>Apple has a new competitor.</i>

697
00:36:41,667 --> 00:36:44,301
<i>Steve Jobs's black cube</i>
<i>is aimed</i>
<i>at the education market.</i>

698
00:36:44,303 --> 00:36:46,870
<i>Few people have the ability</i>
<i>to make the world wait,</i>

699
00:36:46,872 --> 00:36:50,907
<i>but that is just</i>
<i>what jobs is doing</i>
<i>with his new company, next.</i>

700
00:36:59,551 --> 00:37:01,418
<i>Focus seems kind of sharp.</i>

701
00:37:01,420 --> 00:37:03,086
<i>On the slide?</i>

702
00:37:03,088 --> 00:37:04,821
The floor.
The pin spot.

703
00:37:04,823 --> 00:37:06,856
I think we want
a sharp focus.

704
00:37:06,858 --> 00:37:10,227
Don't take it personally.
Just not a fan
of the circus aesthetic.

705
00:37:10,229 --> 00:37:14,231
All right, let's hold here.
We're gonna have to go up
and refocus the instruments.

706
00:37:14,233 --> 00:37:16,766
Just one. The 30 is fine.

707
00:37:16,768 --> 00:37:20,070
While we're holding,
there are well-wishers
in the vip room.

708
00:37:20,072 --> 00:37:21,705
And woz is here.

709
00:37:21,707 --> 00:37:24,507
Steve wozniak.
Yes.
Thank you very much.

710
00:37:24,509 --> 00:37:26,176
<i>And Andy hertzfeld.</i>

711
00:37:26,178 --> 00:37:28,411
Andy hertzfeld.
Thank you.

712
00:37:28,413 --> 00:37:29,980
<i>John sculley is here too.</i>

713
00:37:31,282 --> 00:37:33,250
It's nice
that he's here.

714
00:37:33,252 --> 00:37:35,685
Really? I don't think
it's very nice at all.

715
00:37:35,687 --> 00:37:38,088
You have to see them.
They wanna pay their respects.

716
00:37:38,090 --> 00:37:40,624
If they were respectful,
we'd all still be at apple
right now.

717
00:37:40,626 --> 00:37:42,259
Look--

718
00:37:42,261 --> 00:37:44,394
if they really
wished me well, they'd
keep to themselves.

719
00:37:44,396 --> 00:37:47,063
Can I tell you something?
I don't think they do
wish me well.

720
00:37:47,065 --> 00:37:49,399
<i>But I'm all right with that.</i>
<i>I'm over apple.</i>

721
00:37:49,401 --> 00:37:51,701
I got over the Mac
and woz and sculley,

722
00:37:51,703 --> 00:37:53,603
the same way you get over
your high school sweetheart.

723
00:37:53,605 --> 00:37:55,372
Build a new one.

724
00:37:55,374 --> 00:37:57,607
Can I tell you
something?
Yes.

725
00:37:57,609 --> 00:37:59,376
You said you wouldn't
compete with them,

726
00:37:59,378 --> 00:38:02,746
but you designed a computer
specifically for
the education market,

727
00:38:02,748 --> 00:38:04,814
which they putatively own.

728
00:38:04,816 --> 00:38:08,718
So, I think it's cool
they're here.

729
00:38:08,720 --> 00:38:10,954
They're suing me.

730
00:38:10,956 --> 00:38:12,422
Still.

731
00:38:12,424 --> 00:38:14,224
It was nice they came.

732
00:38:16,227 --> 00:38:18,128
They're not
being magnanimous.

733
00:38:18,130 --> 00:38:20,130
They want it to look
like an amicable divorce.

734
00:38:20,132 --> 00:38:22,966
History doesn't remember
Joe DiMaggio kindly
for dumping Marilyn.

735
00:38:22,968 --> 00:38:24,267
Steve?

736
00:38:26,071 --> 00:38:27,804
What's your problem?

737
00:38:27,806 --> 00:38:31,074
I don't know,
but I'm sure it can
be traced back to you.

738
00:38:31,076 --> 00:38:34,644
You know, I'm the one
who has to explain you
to people.

739
00:38:34,646 --> 00:38:37,681
$100,000 to Paul rand
for a corporate logo

740
00:38:37,683 --> 00:38:40,450
when we didn't even know
what our company made.

741
00:38:40,452 --> 00:38:43,987
A $650,000 mold
for the cube,

742
00:38:43,989 --> 00:38:47,123
because god forbid
the angles be 90.1
instead of 90.

743
00:38:47,125 --> 00:38:50,160
I forbid the angles
to be 90.1
instead of 90.

744
00:38:50,162 --> 00:38:52,629
That box
could be on display
at the guggenheim.

745
00:38:52,631 --> 00:38:54,931
Don't give them reason
to say to the press

746
00:38:54,933 --> 00:38:56,833
you have a chip
on your shoulder.

747
00:38:56,835 --> 00:38:58,535
Will you do that
for me?

748
00:38:58,537 --> 00:39:00,303
I don't have a chip
on my shoulder.

749
00:39:00,305 --> 00:39:01,838
Okay, okay.

750
00:39:01,840 --> 00:39:05,475
But don't give them
a reason
to say you do.

751
00:39:05,477 --> 00:39:07,110
I don't.

752
00:39:07,112 --> 00:39:09,179
That's the right
attitude.
That's not an attitude.

753
00:39:09,181 --> 00:39:11,514
They're gonna call me back
in a minute
to look at the light.

754
00:39:11,516 --> 00:39:13,717
Get one
out of the way.
Fine!

755
00:39:13,719 --> 00:39:16,019
Yeah?
Yeah.

756
00:39:17,321 --> 00:39:19,556
One more thing.
Sure.

757
00:39:19,558 --> 00:39:21,958
No questions
from the press after.

758
00:39:21,960 --> 00:39:24,227
No-- why?

759
00:39:24,229 --> 00:39:27,330
Until I have better answers,
no press avail.

760
00:39:27,332 --> 00:39:30,900
Somebody asks where I am,
you just saw me,
and I'll be right back.

761
00:39:33,170 --> 00:39:34,204
Okay.

762
00:39:36,374 --> 00:39:38,708
Who do you want
first?

763
00:39:38,710 --> 00:39:41,378
Bring me the face
of Steve wozniak.

764
00:39:50,321 --> 00:39:52,389
Hang on.

765
00:39:53,557 --> 00:39:56,092
I thought you
went to school.
Hang on.

766
00:39:56,094 --> 00:39:58,762
You were supposed to go
to school an hour ago.
I thought you left.

767
00:39:58,764 --> 00:40:01,231
I didn't wake up my mom
on time this morning.

768
00:40:01,233 --> 00:40:02,999
It's happened before
too.

769
00:40:03,001 --> 00:40:07,070
I wake up with the alarm
and then I get dressed
and eat breakfast,

770
00:40:07,072 --> 00:40:09,672
but sometimes I forget
to see what time it is
after that.

771
00:40:09,674 --> 00:40:12,509
- Why doesn't your mom just
set her own alarm clock?
- It's one of my chores.

772
00:40:12,511 --> 00:40:15,745
I don't understand
what that has to do
with why you're still--

773
00:40:15,747 --> 00:40:17,113
where's your mother?

774
00:40:17,115 --> 00:40:19,249
<i>She went to find a pay phone.</i>

775
00:40:19,251 --> 00:40:21,117
An hour ago, she said--

776
00:40:21,119 --> 00:40:22,919
you don't have
to raise your hand.

777
00:40:22,921 --> 00:40:25,622
You said it was off
by a little.
It is.

778
00:40:25,624 --> 00:40:27,624
- I just measured it.
- Joanna--

779
00:40:27,626 --> 00:40:29,592
exactly a foot
on all four sides.

780
00:40:29,594 --> 00:40:31,261
There are six sides.

781
00:40:31,263 --> 00:40:33,396
But you're not supposed
to be here right now.

782
00:40:33,398 --> 00:40:36,466
We know if four
of the sides are equal
to each other,

783
00:40:36,468 --> 00:40:38,435
the other two
must be equal as well.

784
00:40:40,104 --> 00:40:42,372
The top, bottom,
right and left

785
00:40:42,374 --> 00:40:44,574
are about a millimeter shorter
than the front and back.

786
00:40:44,576 --> 00:40:46,209
They're not.
I measured them.

787
00:40:46,211 --> 00:40:48,611
Lisa, I'm kind of an expert
in design.

788
00:40:48,613 --> 00:40:51,748
And that's a 20-cent ruler.
You think there's a chance
it could be off?

789
00:40:51,750 --> 00:40:55,418
If I had another ruler,
i would measure this ruler,
but I really doubt it's off.

790
00:40:55,420 --> 00:40:59,289
When your mother comes back,
you have to go to school.
Because it's a ruler!

791
00:40:59,291 --> 00:41:00,824
Why is it off?

792
00:41:00,826 --> 00:41:02,492
Did you hear
what I just said?
Yes.

793
00:41:02,494 --> 00:41:04,727
Because sometimes it seems
like you just keep saying
what you want

794
00:41:04,729 --> 00:41:06,396
without listening.

795
00:41:12,269 --> 00:41:13,837
I'm listening.

796
00:41:15,072 --> 00:41:17,907
Is there something
you need?
No.

797
00:41:21,445 --> 00:41:22,979
Why isn't it
a perfect cube?

798
00:41:22,981 --> 00:41:25,215
You've asked me before.
I forget what it is.

799
00:41:27,318 --> 00:41:28,651
It's an optical anomaly.

800
00:41:28,653 --> 00:41:31,654
To the human eye,
a perfect cube
doesn't look like a cube,

801
00:41:31,656 --> 00:41:34,324
so we made it roughly
a millimeter shorter
than a foot on two sides.

802
00:41:34,326 --> 00:41:35,792
What's an anomaly?

803
00:41:35,794 --> 00:41:37,627
You've asked me that
before too.

804
00:41:37,629 --> 00:41:39,829
I don't know why you keep
doing that.

805
00:41:42,867 --> 00:41:45,034
It's an exception.
Something that doesn't
fit a pattern.

806
00:41:46,204 --> 00:41:48,304
You have to go to school.
Come in!

807
00:41:50,008 --> 00:41:52,275
I think you two
have met.

808
00:41:52,277 --> 00:41:53,810
Hello, old friend.

809
00:41:53,812 --> 00:41:56,880
- You look well.
- So do you. So do you.

810
00:41:56,882 --> 00:42:00,850
And they're telling me
George is ready for you
to look at the focus.

811
00:42:00,852 --> 00:42:02,485
Take a walk with me.

812
00:42:02,487 --> 00:42:03,987
Is this Lisa?
Yeah.

813
00:42:03,989 --> 00:42:05,855
- This can't be Lisa.
- It is.

814
00:42:05,857 --> 00:42:07,857
Lisa's this big.
They get taller.
Come on.

815
00:42:07,859 --> 00:42:09,726
- Do you remember me?
- She doesn't.

816
00:42:09,728 --> 00:42:11,694
I'm your dad's friend
Steve wozniak.

817
00:42:11,696 --> 00:42:14,964
I apologize.
I don't remember you.

818
00:42:15,900 --> 00:42:17,367
You're very polite.

819
00:42:17,369 --> 00:42:19,002
- Woz?
- Yeah.

820
00:42:19,004 --> 00:42:20,803
- Chrisann's at a pay phone.
- Would you find her?

821
00:42:20,805 --> 00:42:21,871
Yeah.

822
00:42:21,873 --> 00:42:23,573
<i>Good turnout.</i>

823
00:42:23,575 --> 00:42:25,141
- Great turnout.
- Yeah.

824
00:42:25,143 --> 00:42:28,044
"Insanely great."
Insanely great.

825
00:42:28,046 --> 00:42:30,413
This is the first time
we haven't played
for the same team.

826
00:42:30,415 --> 00:42:32,882
It's like you're releasing
your first solo album.

827
00:42:32,884 --> 00:42:35,818
I, uh-- I appreciate
your inviting me
to the launch.

828
00:42:35,820 --> 00:42:37,420
I just want to wipe
the slate clean.

829
00:42:37,422 --> 00:42:39,989
That's exactly what I want.
That's why I came backstage.

830
00:42:39,991 --> 00:42:42,659
I want you to know,
um, I'll be out there
with you.

831
00:42:42,661 --> 00:42:45,094
Any chance I can get you
to go out there
instead of me?

832
00:42:45,096 --> 00:42:46,863
I love you, Steve.

833
00:42:46,865 --> 00:42:48,398
I love you too, woz.

834
00:42:48,400 --> 00:42:51,367
You know,
some things were said.

835
00:42:51,369 --> 00:42:53,336
- They were.
- They were said in public.

836
00:42:53,338 --> 00:42:56,406
They were published.
Were you pressured to do it?

837
00:42:56,408 --> 00:42:58,241
Was I what?

838
00:42:58,243 --> 00:43:03,913
Check it out.
It's the orchestra pit
for the San Francisco opera.

839
00:43:03,915 --> 00:43:06,249
Was I pressured
to do it?

840
00:43:06,251 --> 00:43:09,385
I once met seiji ozawa
at tanglewood.

841
00:43:09,387 --> 00:43:11,688
A thunderous conductor.

842
00:43:11,690 --> 00:43:13,790
Ungodly artfulness
and nuance.

843
00:43:13,792 --> 00:43:18,528
And I asked him what exactly
a conductor does
that a metronome can't.

844
00:43:18,530 --> 00:43:21,230
- Surprisingly, he--
- he didn't beat the living
shit out of you?

845
00:43:21,232 --> 00:43:25,735
That's right. No, he said,
"the musicians
play their instruments.

846
00:43:25,737 --> 00:43:27,604
I play the orchestra."

847
00:43:27,606 --> 00:43:30,907
That feels like something
that sounds good,
but doesn't mean anything.

848
00:43:30,909 --> 00:43:35,078
Markkula, sculley--
did they ask you
to slag me off in the press?

849
00:43:35,080 --> 00:43:37,113
I had reason
to be angry.

850
00:43:37,115 --> 00:43:38,781
Did they?
Absolutely not.

851
00:43:38,783 --> 00:43:40,316
But they asked you
to talk.

852
00:43:40,318 --> 00:43:42,085
Apple was under siege.
You'd just left the company.

853
00:43:42,087 --> 00:43:43,753
Someone had to talk
to the press.

854
00:43:43,755 --> 00:43:46,022
I'm right here, woz.
The company left me.

855
00:43:47,291 --> 00:43:49,892
I begged you.
I begged you.

856
00:43:49,894 --> 00:43:52,128
The apple ii accounted
for 70% of the revenue.

857
00:43:52,130 --> 00:43:54,631
What did you think
was gonna happen?

858
00:43:54,633 --> 00:43:58,101
You didn't care enough
about the apple ii
or the Lisa.

859
00:43:58,103 --> 00:43:59,636
Let's be really clear.

860
00:43:59,638 --> 00:44:02,205
I didn't care at all
about the apple ii
or the Lisa.

861
00:44:03,974 --> 00:44:06,275
I wasn't pressured
to do it.

862
00:44:06,277 --> 00:44:11,381
What I said to the press
was an honest, if tempered,
reflection of what I believed.

863
00:44:12,683 --> 00:44:14,751
- Woz.
- Yeah?

864
00:44:14,753 --> 00:44:17,253
What the fuck
is on your wrist?

865
00:44:17,255 --> 00:44:19,188
- You wanna know?
- I literally can't wait.

866
00:44:20,457 --> 00:44:22,592
Everyone's gonna be wearing
these in 10 years.

867
00:44:22,594 --> 00:44:24,827
It's a nixie watch,
made using nixie tubes.

868
00:44:24,829 --> 00:44:27,296
This is actually
40-year-old technology.

869
00:44:27,298 --> 00:44:30,199
Cold cathode tubes.
They're operating
at 140 volts.

870
00:44:30,201 --> 00:44:32,201
I tilt my wrist 45 degrees,
it's right there.

871
00:44:32,203 --> 00:44:33,936
Hours, minutes
and seconds.

872
00:44:33,938 --> 00:44:36,472
The way our minds work.
Look at that.

873
00:44:36,474 --> 00:44:38,975
Do me a favor.
Set the watch ahead
like you're on a plane

874
00:44:38,977 --> 00:44:40,543
and just changed
time zones.

875
00:44:40,545 --> 00:44:42,278
Not a problem.

876
00:44:42,280 --> 00:44:46,683
Unscrew that.
Just hit the button.

877
00:44:46,685 --> 00:44:51,354
Excuse me. Flight attendant?
The man next to me would appear
to be detonating a bomb.

878
00:44:51,356 --> 00:44:53,322
You think this
looks like a bomb.

879
00:44:53,324 --> 00:44:55,692
Even right now,
I'm not 100% sure
it isn't.

880
00:44:57,361 --> 00:45:00,263
- I think maybe once
people get used to it--
- no.

881
00:45:05,536 --> 00:45:08,638
I was angry.

882
00:45:08,640 --> 00:45:11,407
You were saying things about
the apple ii, and the way
you were treating the team--

883
00:45:11,409 --> 00:45:15,044
woz. You get a free pass
for life.

884
00:45:15,046 --> 00:45:18,581
I got to get back onstage.
We got two minutes
of rehearsal time left.

885
00:45:18,583 --> 00:45:22,552
Do you understand how
condescending that just was?
Maybe you don't.

886
00:45:22,554 --> 00:45:25,054
I don't want to see you
get dragged off an airplane
in plastic handcuffs.

887
00:45:25,056 --> 00:45:27,223
I get a free pass for life
from you?

888
00:45:28,392 --> 00:45:31,494
You give out the pass--
y-y-you give them to me?

889
00:45:31,496 --> 00:45:33,229
You're gonna
have a stroke,
little buddy.

890
00:45:33,231 --> 00:45:36,299
What did you do?
What did you do?

891
00:45:38,202 --> 00:45:40,103
Why has Lisa
not heard of me?

892
00:45:40,105 --> 00:45:42,238
Shit, man,
how many fourth-graders
have heard of you?

893
00:45:43,707 --> 00:45:47,910
You can't write code.
You're not an engineer.
You're not a designer.

894
00:45:47,912 --> 00:45:50,213
You can't put a hammer
to a nail.

895
00:45:50,215 --> 00:45:51,748
I built the circuit board.

896
00:45:51,750 --> 00:45:54,350
The graphical interface
was stolen from xerox parc.

897
00:45:54,352 --> 00:45:58,020
Jef raskin was the leader
of the Mac team before you
threw him off his own project.

898
00:45:58,022 --> 00:46:00,089
Everything--
someone else designed the box.

899
00:46:01,258 --> 00:46:03,192
So how come 10 times
in a day,

900
00:46:03,194 --> 00:46:06,929
I read
"Steve Jobs is a genius"?

901
00:46:06,931 --> 00:46:08,765
What do you do?

902
00:46:08,767 --> 00:46:10,600
I play the orchestra.

903
00:46:10,602 --> 00:46:12,635
And you're a good musician.
You sit right there.

904
00:46:12,637 --> 00:46:14,704
You're the best
in your row.

905
00:46:14,706 --> 00:46:16,873
I came here
to clear the air.

906
00:46:16,875 --> 00:46:19,408
Do you know why I came here?
Didn't you just
answer that?

907
00:46:19,410 --> 00:46:22,211
I came here because
you're gonna get killed.

908
00:46:22,213 --> 00:46:25,214
Your computer's gonna fail.

909
00:46:25,216 --> 00:46:27,750
You had a college
and university advisory board

910
00:46:27,752 --> 00:46:30,720
telling you they need
a powerful workstation
for 2,000 to 3,000.

911
00:46:30,722 --> 00:46:32,789
You've priced next
at 6,500.

912
00:46:32,791 --> 00:46:35,458
And that doesn't include
the optional
$3,000 hard drive,

913
00:46:35,460 --> 00:46:38,094
which people will discover
isn't optional.

914
00:46:38,096 --> 00:46:41,130
Because the optical disk
is too weak to do anything.

915
00:46:41,132 --> 00:46:45,301
And the $2,500 laser printer
brings the total to $12,000.

916
00:46:45,303 --> 00:46:47,436
And in the entire world,
you are the only person

917
00:46:47,438 --> 00:46:50,173
who cares that it's housed
in a perfect cube.

918
00:46:50,175 --> 00:46:52,441
You're gonna get killed.

919
00:46:52,443 --> 00:46:54,977
And I came here
to stand next to you
while that happens

920
00:46:54,979 --> 00:46:56,979
because that's what
friends do.

921
00:46:56,981 --> 00:47:00,516
That's what men do.
I don't need your pass.

922
00:47:01,819 --> 00:47:04,353
We go back,
so don't talk to me
like I'm other people.

923
00:47:04,355 --> 00:47:06,656
I'm the only one
that knows

924
00:47:06,658 --> 00:47:09,659
that this guy here
is someone you invented.

925
00:47:09,661 --> 00:47:14,363
I'm standing by you
because that perfect cube
that does nothing

926
00:47:14,365 --> 00:47:16,999
is about to be the single
biggest failure

927
00:47:17,001 --> 00:47:19,402
in the history
of personal computing.

928
00:47:21,505 --> 00:47:24,073
Tell me something else
i don't know.

929
00:47:30,013 --> 00:47:31,781
Back onstage?
We're out of time.

930
00:47:31,783 --> 00:47:35,384
They've got
to mop the stage
and open the house.

931
00:47:35,386 --> 00:47:39,021
If it crashes,
it crashes, right?

932
00:47:39,023 --> 00:47:40,690
You'll make a joke.

933
00:47:40,692 --> 00:47:42,191
I'll make a joke.

934
00:47:42,193 --> 00:47:44,727
If it crashes,
it crashes.

935
00:47:44,729 --> 00:47:48,331
It's a good slogan.
"Next.
If it crashes, it crashes."

936
00:47:48,333 --> 00:47:50,533
I'm not just talking
about the demo, Steve.

937
00:47:50,535 --> 00:47:52,869
If it tanks, we don't
swallow cyanide.

938
00:47:52,871 --> 00:47:55,838
We go back
to the drawing board.
No more drawing boards.

939
00:47:55,840 --> 00:47:58,307
Invent the edsel twice,
you don't get any more
drawing boards.

940
00:47:58,309 --> 00:47:59,842
Tell me
what the plan is.

941
00:47:59,844 --> 00:48:02,078
You have to tell me
the plan,
because I don't know.

942
00:48:02,080 --> 00:48:05,882
You're walking around
like you've got
"can't lose" cards.

943
00:48:05,884 --> 00:48:09,919
The plan will
reveal itself to you
when you're ready to see it.

944
00:48:09,921 --> 00:48:12,521
Will I have
to drop acid?

945
00:48:12,523 --> 00:48:13,990
Couldn't hurt.

946
00:48:13,992 --> 00:48:15,424
Is there a plan?

947
00:48:15,426 --> 00:48:17,226
Have I ever let you down?

948
00:48:17,228 --> 00:48:19,061
Every single
goddamn time.

949
00:48:19,063 --> 00:48:21,030
Then I'm due.
Is there?

950
00:48:21,032 --> 00:48:23,032
Joanna,
there's a plan.

951
00:48:23,034 --> 00:48:26,736
I just don't wanna put you
in a position where
you're lying to people.

952
00:48:28,606 --> 00:48:32,008
Start 15 minutes late
so avie can recompile and
give us a fighting chance.

953
00:48:32,010 --> 00:48:34,377
Jesus Christ.
How many times
are we gonna have this con--

954
00:48:34,379 --> 00:48:36,245
we're not starting
late, ever!
Fine!

955
00:48:36,247 --> 00:48:39,382
We're not
ever starting late.
Late.

956
00:48:39,384 --> 00:48:42,518
But where
do you come down
on starting late?

957
00:48:50,961 --> 00:48:55,531
Lisa's been doing this thing
where she asks me about stuff
I've already told her.

958
00:48:55,533 --> 00:48:58,100
She asks me questions,
and I know she already
knows the answers.

959
00:48:58,102 --> 00:48:59,802
What's that about?

960
00:48:59,804 --> 00:49:03,806
Kids do that when they're
scared one of their parents
is in a bad mood.

961
00:49:03,808 --> 00:49:07,276
They try to get you talking
about something you like.

962
00:49:07,278 --> 00:49:12,615
It's very common and can be
treated by talking to her
about things she likes.

963
00:49:12,617 --> 00:49:17,053
Do you have any experience
or training in this field?

964
00:49:17,055 --> 00:49:18,287
No.

965
00:49:18,289 --> 00:49:20,523
Tell them
to open the house.

966
00:49:27,497 --> 00:49:30,533
Where's Lisa?
She's around.

967
00:49:32,836 --> 00:49:35,805
- What does that mean?
- She's running around
the building.

968
00:49:35,807 --> 00:49:38,307
An hour ago,
you said you were
taking her to school.

969
00:49:38,309 --> 00:49:41,644
She begged me to let her stay.
There are fathers
who would so love--

970
00:49:41,646 --> 00:49:46,082
it is wrong, okay?
It is morally wrong,
it's parentally wrong.

971
00:49:46,084 --> 00:49:49,352
It is wrong for you
to use Lisa as a way
of getting money from me.

972
00:49:49,354 --> 00:49:52,321
She will know, if she doesn't
already, that that is
your primary use for her.

973
00:49:52,323 --> 00:49:54,523
She will hate you for
the rest of your life.

974
00:49:54,525 --> 00:49:58,294
She will see, if she doesn't
already, that her mother is
a woman who stands up to men.

975
00:49:58,296 --> 00:50:00,096
By living off of them.

976
00:50:00,098 --> 00:50:02,999
By not letting myself
be imprisoned
and degraded by them.

977
00:50:05,269 --> 00:50:07,436
Imprisoned?
I can't get rid of you.

978
00:50:08,538 --> 00:50:11,273
I need a doctor
and I need a dentist.

979
00:50:11,275 --> 00:50:14,377
I dropped out of college
after a semester, but, okay,
let's have a look.

980
00:50:14,379 --> 00:50:16,812
You will support your daughter
and her mother.

981
00:50:16,814 --> 00:50:19,215
Did you pay someone $1,500
to bless your house?

982
00:50:19,217 --> 00:50:21,717
Did you hear
what I said?
Did you?

983
00:50:21,719 --> 00:50:23,686
I don't remember
how much it was, Steve.

984
00:50:23,688 --> 00:50:26,322
- It was $1,500.
- Well, they don't do it
for free.

985
00:50:26,324 --> 00:50:27,990
They don't.
They charge $1,500.

986
00:50:27,992 --> 00:50:30,893
How I spend--
fuck. You know, I'm
not even gonna--

987
00:50:30,895 --> 00:50:34,530
were you about to say,
"how I spend my money
is none of your business"?

988
00:50:34,532 --> 00:50:37,867
I have a sinus infection
and I need
to see a dentist too.

989
00:50:37,869 --> 00:50:40,503
So you can see how
your blessing budget could
have been better spent.

990
00:50:40,505 --> 00:50:43,039
Like on a perfect cube?

991
00:50:44,708 --> 00:50:47,043
- Look at me, chrisann.
- What?

992
00:50:47,045 --> 00:50:49,145
- You know who I am, right?
- Yes.

993
00:50:49,147 --> 00:50:51,580
- And you know I know people.
- What are you talking about?

994
00:50:51,582 --> 00:50:55,384
Look at me. And you know
the people I know,
they know people.

995
00:50:55,386 --> 00:50:57,053
What is this?

996
00:50:57,055 --> 00:51:00,423
If I ever hear again that
you've thrown a cereal bowl
at Lisa's head--

997
00:51:00,425 --> 00:51:02,691
what?
My private line's
gonna ring,

998
00:51:02,693 --> 00:51:05,661
and a voice on the other end
is gonna say,
"we're all set."

999
00:51:05,663 --> 00:51:07,997
That's how I'll learn
that you're dead.
Are you cra--

1000
00:51:07,999 --> 00:51:10,066
I threw the bowl
on the floor.

1001
00:51:10,068 --> 00:51:11,734
I didn't throw it
at her head.

1002
00:51:11,736 --> 00:51:13,502
She wasn't even
in the room.

1003
00:51:13,504 --> 00:51:16,405
She was nowhere--
i threw the bowl
on the floor.

1004
00:51:16,407 --> 00:51:19,542
She's a little girl.
You're scaring her.

1005
00:51:19,544 --> 00:51:22,178
I'm a grown man.
You're scaring me.

1006
00:51:22,180 --> 00:51:24,413
Taking out the garbage
is a chore.

1007
00:51:24,415 --> 00:51:26,515
Clearing the table
is a chore.

1008
00:51:26,517 --> 00:51:29,085
Waking you up
in the morning
is just fucking creepy.

1009
00:51:29,087 --> 00:51:32,088
Please teach me more
about being a parent.
We're all done here.

1010
00:51:32,090 --> 00:51:35,458
It means so much
coming from someone who
won't admit he is one.

1011
00:51:35,460 --> 00:51:37,460
Stop screaming at Lisa.
I give her
responsibilities.

1012
00:51:37,462 --> 00:51:39,628
Got it.
One day she's gonna
thank me for it.

1013
00:51:39,630 --> 00:51:41,597
Probably
in your sleep.
Fuck off!

1014
00:51:41,599 --> 00:51:42,765
Okay.

1015
00:51:42,767 --> 00:51:45,301
I never--
i never threw anything
at her head.

1016
00:51:45,303 --> 00:51:47,803
Steve.

1017
00:51:47,805 --> 00:51:49,638
I never would.

1018
00:51:50,607 --> 00:51:54,677
Things don't become so
because you say so.

1019
00:51:56,279 --> 00:51:59,482
There'll be more money
in your account
by the end of business.

1020
00:52:08,291 --> 00:52:10,559
Were you
being nice?
Oh, yeah.

1021
00:52:16,767 --> 00:52:20,302
- Andy's next.
- Hertzfeld
or Cunningham?

1022
00:52:20,304 --> 00:52:24,640
Hertzfeld. He's playing
with avie tevanian
on the computer backstage.

1023
00:52:26,910 --> 00:52:30,713
Ladies and gentlemen,
the house is now open.

1024
00:52:45,662 --> 00:52:48,864
...playing in front
of thousands of people.
Steve!

1025
00:52:49,966 --> 00:52:52,835
Can he do it later, Joel?
We go in eight minutes.

1026
00:52:52,837 --> 00:52:55,371
Can I get a quick reaction
to the press this morning?
What about it?

1027
00:52:55,373 --> 00:52:58,007
The size of it,
the volume.
I'll tell you on background--

1028
00:52:58,009 --> 00:53:00,276
I was hoping for
a quote from Steve.
I'll tell you on background

1029
00:53:00,278 --> 00:53:03,012
that I've never seen
anything like it
in the tech industry.

1030
00:53:03,014 --> 00:53:06,015
I called the<i> wall street journal</i>
to take out a full-page ad
for today,

1031
00:53:06,017 --> 00:53:08,184
and do you know
what their sales guy said?

1032
00:53:08,186 --> 00:53:12,688
"Why bother?
It'd be like notifying Macy's
that tomorrow is Christmas."

1033
00:53:12,690 --> 00:53:14,790
You saw the Stewart alsop
newsletter?
I did.

1034
00:53:14,792 --> 00:53:17,059
I'm sorry, Joanna,
i need to get
Steve on the record.

1035
00:53:17,061 --> 00:53:21,463
The headline was
"dear next,
when can I get my machine?"

1036
00:53:21,465 --> 00:53:25,534
When can he?
We'll announce the ship date
in the next eight to 10 weeks.

1037
00:53:25,536 --> 00:53:27,036
Alsop's not talking
about the ship date.

1038
00:53:27,038 --> 00:53:29,638
He wants to know
when he can get one
to play with.

1039
00:53:29,640 --> 00:53:31,740
We have a lot of respect
for Stewart alsop,

1040
00:53:31,742 --> 00:53:35,544
and we want to get a machine
into his hands so he can tell
his subscribers about it.

1041
00:53:35,546 --> 00:53:38,214
And when
will that be?
Very soon.

1042
00:53:38,216 --> 00:53:41,050
Couple of days?
A week?

1043
00:53:41,052 --> 00:53:43,686
Off the record.

1044
00:53:43,688 --> 00:53:46,155
Off the record?
Completely.

1045
00:53:46,157 --> 00:53:49,325
We think--
he'll get it
when it's finished.

1046
00:53:49,327 --> 00:53:51,060
It's not finished?

1047
00:53:51,062 --> 00:53:52,428
It's almost
finished.

1048
00:53:52,430 --> 00:53:55,331
I've been watching you rehearse
the demo for three weeks.
Yeah.

1049
00:53:55,333 --> 00:53:56,865
What's left?
A little thing.

1050
00:53:56,867 --> 00:53:58,601
What?
I think
that's enough.

1051
00:53:58,603 --> 00:54:01,670
We're off the record,
and Joel's always been good
at understanding nuance.

1052
00:54:01,672 --> 00:54:03,939
What's left
to finish?

1053
00:54:03,941 --> 00:54:07,676
I guess, in layman's terms,
you'd have to say
we don't have an os.

1054
00:54:10,780 --> 00:54:12,982
An operating system?
Yeah.

1055
00:54:14,584 --> 00:54:18,354
What do you mean?
- Well, the os is what
runs the computer.

1056
00:54:18,356 --> 00:54:20,256
In fact, it sort of
is the computer.

1057
00:54:20,258 --> 00:54:22,625
How has it been running?
How's it gonna run
this morning?

1058
00:54:22,627 --> 00:54:25,094
What do you mean,
you don't have an os?

1059
00:54:25,096 --> 00:54:28,530
It's like this.
Avie tevanian is our
chief software designer,

1060
00:54:28,532 --> 00:54:30,099
and he wrote a demo program.

1061
00:54:30,101 --> 00:54:33,269
It's like we built a great car,
but we haven't built the engine.

1062
00:54:33,271 --> 00:54:36,105
So we put a golf cart battery
in there to make it
go for a bit.

1063
00:54:36,107 --> 00:54:38,941
All this computer
knows how to do right now
is demonstrate itself.

1064
00:54:38,943 --> 00:54:41,310
You're telling me
the only thing you've built
is a black cube?

1065
00:54:41,312 --> 00:54:43,279
Yes. Yeah.

1066
00:54:43,281 --> 00:54:45,481
But isn't it the coolest
black cube you've ever seen?

1067
00:54:45,483 --> 00:54:47,116
Is this--
we're off the record.

1068
00:54:47,118 --> 00:54:49,585
Is this a strategy
or a problem?
If it's a problem--

1069
00:54:49,587 --> 00:54:53,589
do not share proprietary
knowledge with that man.

1070
00:54:53,591 --> 00:54:55,791
It's not a problem.

1071
00:54:55,793 --> 00:54:57,493
I wouldn't
understand it anyway.

1072
00:54:57,495 --> 00:55:00,429
I don't understand it either,
and my name's
on the patents.

1073
00:55:00,431 --> 00:55:03,766
- It's got e-mail.
- Well, e-mail's not just for
tech specialists anymore.

1074
00:55:03,768 --> 00:55:05,668
Well, it is,
but it won't be.

1075
00:55:05,670 --> 00:55:10,306
And I assume an e-mail sent
on a next computer can only
be received by a next computer?

1076
00:55:10,308 --> 00:55:12,308
Closed, end-to-end.

1077
00:55:12,310 --> 00:55:13,909
The new trash can
is wrong.

1078
00:55:13,911 --> 00:55:16,278
I wanna tell you
i appreciate all the hours
you put into it,

1079
00:55:16,280 --> 00:55:19,315
but I can't
because of how
terrible it is.

1080
00:55:19,317 --> 00:55:20,849
Go back to the other one.

1081
00:55:20,851 --> 00:55:23,352
Why are we still giving
three options on the clock?

1082
00:55:23,354 --> 00:55:26,755
- How many options
do you want to give?
- Two. Buy it or don't.

1083
00:55:26,757 --> 00:55:28,324
Can I talk to you
for a second?

1084
00:55:28,326 --> 00:55:29,491
Abso-fruitly.

1085
00:55:29,493 --> 00:55:31,660
Uh, look, man.
Avie's been recompiling,

1086
00:55:31,662 --> 00:55:34,029
but he says there
may be some glitches
this morning.

1087
00:55:34,031 --> 00:55:36,031
If all there are
are some glitches,

1088
00:55:36,033 --> 00:55:38,667
it'll be a triumph
of miraculous magnitude.

1089
00:55:38,669 --> 00:55:40,769
Why are you translating
for avie?

1090
00:55:40,771 --> 00:55:44,807
I-i didn't want him to find out
the hard way your position
on glitches in a demo,

1091
00:55:44,809 --> 00:55:46,842
but it sounds like
you've mellowed.

1092
00:55:46,844 --> 00:55:49,845
I've been growing, Andy.
I've been learning
to love myself.

1093
00:55:49,847 --> 00:55:52,181
Hmm. I wouldn't
have ever dreamed
that was a problem.

1094
00:55:52,183 --> 00:55:53,682
Fantastic burn.

1095
00:55:53,684 --> 00:55:55,484
You need to go
to your seat.

1096
00:55:55,486 --> 00:55:58,220
How about Lisa,
getting into a school
for gifted kids?

1097
00:55:58,222 --> 00:56:00,789
Yeah, she was tested
and it turns out
she can fly.

1098
00:56:00,791 --> 00:56:02,958
- Seriously, it's a big deal.
- I know it's a big deal.

1099
00:56:02,960 --> 00:56:05,361
That's why I built
the school a building.

1100
00:56:05,363 --> 00:56:08,731
Well, I'm sure that's
not why she got in.
Really?

1101
00:56:08,733 --> 00:56:11,934
Uh, can I show you
something funny
from<i> macworld?</i>

1102
00:56:15,572 --> 00:56:19,641
I can't think of anything
i have to do right now.
It'll make you feel good.

1103
00:56:19,643 --> 00:56:22,644
Joanna! Look at this!
Oh, Andy, he's only got
a couple of minutes.

1104
00:56:22,646 --> 00:56:25,347
It's guy kawasaki
writing in<i> macworld.</i>
You're gonna like this.

1105
00:56:25,349 --> 00:56:27,349
Well, can we all
enjoy it later?

1106
00:56:27,351 --> 00:56:32,187
He wrote a parody press release
about apple buying next
for your os.

1107
00:56:32,189 --> 00:56:36,058
He imagines a near future
where apple needs your os
and has to buy next,

1108
00:56:36,060 --> 00:56:38,694
and-and you come back
as ceo.

1109
00:56:38,696 --> 00:56:40,396
He has gates saying,

1110
00:56:40,398 --> 00:56:44,666
"there would now be more
innovations from jobs
that Microsoft could copy."

1111
00:56:46,903 --> 00:56:50,873
You can read it later.
Thanks.

1112
00:56:50,875 --> 00:56:53,409
She would've gotten in
without you
donating a building.

1113
00:56:53,411 --> 00:56:56,745
Still, it's something
to talk about
in the interview.

1114
00:56:59,582 --> 00:57:02,217
All right.
Good luck.

1115
00:57:02,219 --> 00:57:03,819
Thanks.

1116
00:57:05,889 --> 00:57:07,923
Give that to me.
I'll throw it out
for you.

1117
00:57:07,925 --> 00:57:10,292
I'm gonna hang on to it.

1118
00:57:11,528 --> 00:57:13,228
What?

1119
00:57:13,230 --> 00:57:14,830
What?

1120
00:57:15,632 --> 00:57:17,699
You ready for sculley?

1121
00:57:17,701 --> 00:57:19,601
Excuse me!

1122
00:57:19,603 --> 00:57:21,470
Lisa!

1123
00:57:21,472 --> 00:57:23,038
You can't shout!

1124
00:57:30,613 --> 00:57:32,181
Lisa?

1125
00:57:41,758 --> 00:57:43,892
You have to go.

1126
00:57:45,495 --> 00:57:48,797
It's dangerous up here.
That's why I make
other people do it.

1127
00:57:51,000 --> 00:57:53,435
Who are you hiding from,
me or your mom?

1128
00:57:53,437 --> 00:57:56,004
I'm not hiding.

1129
00:57:57,006 --> 00:57:59,041
Let's go.

1130
00:58:06,583 --> 00:58:08,083
What were you listening to?

1131
00:58:09,252 --> 00:58:12,688
I'm listening
to two versions
of the same song.

1132
00:58:12,690 --> 00:58:16,291
Then when I get to the ends,
i rewind to listen
to them again.

1133
00:58:16,293 --> 00:58:19,661
It's the same song,
but the versions
are different.

1134
00:58:19,663 --> 00:58:22,331
What's the song?
Okay.

1135
00:58:22,333 --> 00:58:25,367
So it's a really old song,
and it's called
"both sides, now."

1136
00:58:25,369 --> 00:58:29,638
"Both sides, now"?
Yeah.

1137
00:58:29,640 --> 00:58:31,707
What's it about?

1138
00:58:31,709 --> 00:58:36,211
It's about--
there are three verses:
Clouds, love and life.

1139
00:58:36,213 --> 00:58:40,849
And the person singing
is singing that they used
to think of--

1140
00:58:40,851 --> 00:58:42,684
that they used
to think about--

1141
00:58:42,686 --> 00:58:45,053
clouds,
love and life?
Right.

1142
00:58:45,055 --> 00:58:48,891
One way, yeah,
but now they look at them
another way, and they--

1143
00:58:48,893 --> 00:58:54,730
they've come to the conclusion
that they really don't know
clouds, love or life at all.

1144
00:58:54,732 --> 00:58:57,366
Those are
the exact words.

1145
00:58:57,368 --> 00:58:58,800
Yeah, joni Mitchell.

1146
00:58:58,802 --> 00:59:02,471
'Cause it's not
a really old song,
unless I'm a really old guy.

1147
00:59:03,973 --> 00:59:06,241
You have to go
to school now.

1148
00:59:06,243 --> 00:59:09,511
Do you want me to tell you
the differences between
the two versions?

1149
00:59:09,513 --> 00:59:11,179
Right now.

1150
00:59:11,181 --> 00:59:14,383
The first version
is the kind of thing
that you would call girlish.

1151
00:59:14,385 --> 00:59:16,752
I didn't mean
i want to know
the difference right now.

1152
00:59:16,754 --> 00:59:19,354
I meant you have to go
to school right now.

1153
00:59:19,356 --> 00:59:20,989
I can stay and watch.

1154
00:59:20,991 --> 00:59:23,325
You are truant.
You're committing a crime.

1155
00:59:23,327 --> 00:59:25,827
I'm not gonna miss
anything important.

1156
00:59:25,829 --> 00:59:28,697
How do you know?
I read ahead.

1157
00:59:28,699 --> 00:59:31,934
The pilgrims make it
to the new world.

1158
00:59:31,936 --> 00:59:33,835
Then the declaration
of independence.

1159
00:59:33,837 --> 00:59:35,871
Yeah, you skipped
a couple centuries.

1160
00:59:35,873 --> 00:59:38,740
Steve?
Chrisann's out there.

1161
00:59:45,582 --> 00:59:47,249
Let's go.

1162
00:59:47,251 --> 00:59:49,184
Can I make my case
for staying?

1163
00:59:49,186 --> 00:59:50,586
Nope.

1164
01:00:09,606 --> 01:00:12,708
She was with me.
Come on. Your dad
doesn't want us to stay.

1165
01:00:12,710 --> 01:00:15,777
That's not true.
That's not--

1166
01:00:15,779 --> 01:00:18,246
you have to be in school
is all.

1167
01:00:18,248 --> 01:00:21,817
I'm committing a crime
right now, and I don't wanna
get in trouble.

1168
01:00:21,819 --> 01:00:23,385
You're not in trouble.
I was kidding.

1169
01:00:24,554 --> 01:00:25,954
Okay.

1170
01:00:25,956 --> 01:00:28,590
Hey. What was
the second version?

1171
01:00:28,592 --> 01:00:31,326
You said the first version
was girlish.
What was the second version?

1172
01:00:33,162 --> 01:00:34,896
I can't really
think of the word.

1173
01:00:34,898 --> 01:00:36,632
Okay. Well,
have a good day at school.

1174
01:00:36,634 --> 01:00:39,101
Regretful.
What?

1175
01:00:39,103 --> 01:00:41,970
Like wishing you
could go back
and do things different.

1176
01:00:41,972 --> 01:00:44,306
You're too young
to be regretful.

1177
01:00:44,308 --> 01:00:46,675
Not me.

1178
01:00:46,677 --> 01:00:48,543
The person
singing the song.

1179
01:00:49,612 --> 01:00:52,881
Got it. Regretful.
That makes sense
because--

1180
01:00:55,852 --> 01:00:57,919
I wanna live with you.

1181
01:01:10,867 --> 01:01:13,001
Six minutes.

1182
01:01:13,003 --> 01:01:15,203
- You want to see sculley?
- No.

1183
01:01:24,480 --> 01:01:27,716
You know all those times
i told you
you needed security?

1184
01:01:27,718 --> 01:01:29,918
Here's why.

1185
01:01:35,158 --> 01:01:38,360
I don't know how it is
I've gotten older
and you haven't.

1186
01:01:38,362 --> 01:01:41,396
Some deal with the devil
i was never offered.

1187
01:01:41,398 --> 01:01:43,865
So you know
what I've been thinking
for the last four years?

1188
01:01:43,867 --> 01:01:47,669
As it turns out,
John, I've never known
what you were thinking.

1189
01:01:47,671 --> 01:01:50,372
No newborn baby
has control.

1190
01:01:50,374 --> 01:01:52,307
Do you know
what I'm talking about?

1191
01:01:52,309 --> 01:01:54,543
In '84, before the Mac launch.
You said--

1192
01:01:54,545 --> 01:01:58,013
yeah.
You said that being adopted
meant you didn't have control.

1193
01:01:58,015 --> 01:01:59,414
We're starting
in a minute, so--

1194
01:01:59,416 --> 01:02:01,817
why do people think
i fired you?

1195
01:02:01,819 --> 01:02:03,618
It's fine, John.
It's all behind us.

1196
01:02:07,590 --> 01:02:09,925
Is it? Hmm?

1197
01:02:09,927 --> 01:02:12,160
Don't play stupid.
You can't pull it off.

1198
01:02:14,597 --> 01:02:17,733
You came here to ask me
why people think
you fired me?

1199
01:02:17,735 --> 01:02:19,468
Why do people think
i fired you?

1200
01:02:21,070 --> 01:02:23,305
Just confirm something
for me, okay?

1201
01:02:24,774 --> 01:02:26,842
You liked the ad,
right?

1202
01:02:26,844 --> 01:02:28,677
The commercial-- "1984."
You liked it.

1203
01:02:28,679 --> 01:02:31,847
When are you
gonna get furniture?
It's not an easy process.

1204
01:02:31,849 --> 01:02:33,949
It is. You buy a couch,
take it from there.

1205
01:02:33,951 --> 01:02:37,586
I'd be really surprised
if you came here to talk
about interior decorating.

1206
01:02:37,588 --> 01:02:38,887
I liked the ad very much.

1207
01:02:38,889 --> 01:02:40,222
You did?
You know I did.

1208
01:02:40,224 --> 01:02:42,357
You're a lying
son of a bitch.
You tried to kill it.

1209
01:02:42,359 --> 01:02:45,227
- It's time to take
a hard look at the Mac.
- It's past time.

1210
01:02:45,229 --> 01:02:49,431
It's overpriced.
We need to drop it
to 1,995.

1211
01:02:49,433 --> 01:02:51,366
We need to double
the marketing budget,

1212
01:02:51,368 --> 01:02:53,135
put more bodies
on an internal hard drive

1213
01:02:53,137 --> 01:02:54,770
and invest in fileserver.

1214
01:02:54,772 --> 01:02:57,205
- Where the hell did you get
the idea I tried to kill--
- Lee clow.

1215
01:02:57,207 --> 01:02:58,907
Lee's wrong.
He's lying?

1216
01:02:58,909 --> 01:03:01,109
- He's... mistaken.
Where would
the money come from?

1217
01:03:01,111 --> 01:03:03,378
It would come from finally
getting rid of the apple ii.

1218
01:03:03,380 --> 01:03:05,247
The apple ii is
the only thing making money.

1219
01:03:05,249 --> 01:03:08,383
- You agreed with the board.
- I understood
the board's concerns, but i--

1220
01:03:08,385 --> 01:03:10,452
the board's concerns that
we didn't show the product?

1221
01:03:10,454 --> 01:03:12,454
Among other things,
but my question was--
what other things?

1222
01:03:12,456 --> 01:03:15,624
I'm asking because I'm curious.
You said "among other things."

1223
01:03:15,626 --> 01:03:18,326
Among other things, it was set
in a dystopian galaxy.

1224
01:03:18,328 --> 01:03:20,295
It took place on a planet
where we don't live.

1225
01:03:20,297 --> 01:03:22,330
It was dark
and the opposite of our brand.

1226
01:03:22,332 --> 01:03:24,633
<i>And</i> we didn't show the product.

1227
01:03:24,635 --> 01:03:28,336
People talked about the ad
but most of them didn't know
what we were selling.

1228
01:03:28,338 --> 01:03:30,405
The Mac needs to sell
for 1,995.

1229
01:03:30,407 --> 01:03:34,442
There is no market research
telling us the Mac is failing
because it's overpriced.

1230
01:03:34,444 --> 01:03:38,313
It's telling us that people
don't like it because they think
it doesn't do anything.

1231
01:03:38,315 --> 01:03:40,749
It's closed, end-to-end.

1232
01:03:40,751 --> 01:03:43,318
We didn't know it wasn't
what people wanted,
but it isn't.

1233
01:03:43,320 --> 01:03:45,420
They want slots,
they want choices,
they want options.

1234
01:03:45,422 --> 01:03:47,789
The way we buy stereos--
mix and match components.

1235
01:03:47,791 --> 01:03:50,358
John, listen to me.
Whoever said the customer
is always right

1236
01:03:50,360 --> 01:03:52,093
was, I promise you,
a customer.

1237
01:03:52,095 --> 01:03:54,329
It had skinheads in it.
She was liberating them.

1238
01:03:54,331 --> 01:03:57,499
- Liberating the skinheads.
- The ad didn't have anything
to do with fucking skinheads.

1239
01:03:57,501 --> 01:03:59,201
We used them
as fucking extras.

1240
01:03:59,203 --> 01:04:00,669
Nobody even knows
they were skinheads.

1241
01:04:00,671 --> 01:04:03,004
I'm just saying
the board had concerns--

1242
01:04:03,006 --> 01:04:04,873
you invented
lifestyle advertising.

1243
01:04:04,875 --> 01:04:06,808
And our brand
was my brand.

1244
01:04:06,810 --> 01:04:09,544
My job is to make
a recommendation
to the board.

1245
01:04:09,546 --> 01:04:11,213
We showed a lot of happy people
drinking Pepsi.

1246
01:04:11,215 --> 01:04:14,382
We didn't say
the world was going to end
if you bought a Dr. pepper.

1247
01:04:14,384 --> 01:04:17,118
Recommend that we drop the price
and double the marketing budget.

1248
01:04:17,120 --> 01:04:19,721
- I can't.
-<i> And</i> we showed the product.

1249
01:04:19,723 --> 01:04:23,358
We showed it being opened,
we showed it being poured,
being consumed.

1250
01:04:23,360 --> 01:04:25,560
What are you gonna do,
recommend that we kill the Mac?

1251
01:04:25,562 --> 01:04:27,529
I already have, Steve.

1252
01:04:28,998 --> 01:04:31,967
What? When?

1253
01:04:31,969 --> 01:04:33,668
You think the secret
to your success

1254
01:04:33,670 --> 01:04:35,871
was not assuming
people knew what to do
with a can of soda?

1255
01:04:35,873 --> 01:04:39,374
I didn't kill the ad, Steve!
I'm the only reason
it made it on the air.

1256
01:04:39,376 --> 01:04:41,576
Just now.
An hour ago.

1257
01:04:41,578 --> 01:04:43,211
I'm coming from
markkula's house.

1258
01:04:43,213 --> 01:04:46,214
What did he say?

1259
01:04:46,216 --> 01:04:48,350
What did he say?
Invent something new.

1260
01:04:48,352 --> 01:04:50,151
I'll give you a team.
You can sit in Maui.

1261
01:04:50,153 --> 01:04:51,720
The resorts
come with couches.

1262
01:04:51,722 --> 01:04:55,724
Wait a minute.
Are you saying you recommended
terminating the Mac

1263
01:04:56,759 --> 01:04:58,727
or you recommended
taking me off the Mac team?

1264
01:04:58,729 --> 01:05:01,763
We bought three spots
in the super bowl.
Two 30's and a 60.

1265
01:05:01,765 --> 01:05:03,598
After we screened it,
the board wanted that money back

1266
01:05:03,600 --> 01:05:05,533
and they asked me
to sell off the spots.

1267
01:05:05,535 --> 01:05:07,903
Chiat/day sold off the two 30's
but not the 60,

1268
01:05:07,905 --> 01:05:09,437
and I let it be known
to Lee clow

1269
01:05:09,439 --> 01:05:11,740
that if he didn't
try very hard
to sell the last spot,

1270
01:05:11,742 --> 01:05:13,275
I wouldn't be unhappy.

1271
01:05:13,277 --> 01:05:15,377
If we drop the price
and double the budget--

1272
01:05:15,379 --> 01:05:17,045
drop the price
or double the budget.

1273
01:05:17,047 --> 01:05:19,714
The only way to do that
is to take money
out of the apple ii.

1274
01:05:19,716 --> 01:05:22,417
The apple ii
should embarrass you.
It embarrasses me.

1275
01:05:22,419 --> 01:05:24,252
It doesn't embarrass
the shareholders.

1276
01:05:24,254 --> 01:05:25,921
I don't give a shit
about the shareholders.

1277
01:05:25,923 --> 01:05:28,223
That's why I hired you,
so I don't have to hear
about shareholders.

1278
01:05:28,225 --> 01:05:31,760
The shareholders are
my problem, and the board
represents the shareholders.

1279
01:05:31,762 --> 01:05:33,595
That's how it works.

1280
01:05:33,597 --> 01:05:36,097
You sure it wasn't Lee clow
who dragged his feet
selling the 60?

1281
01:05:36,099 --> 01:05:38,633
At my direction, Steve.

1282
01:05:38,635 --> 01:05:41,469
You think he would have
done that on his own,
taken it on himself?

1283
01:05:41,471 --> 01:05:44,105
Yeah. I think he would've
done what it took
to save it from you.

1284
01:05:44,107 --> 01:05:46,775
I was the only thing
protecting it.
You didn't want the ad

1285
01:05:46,777 --> 01:05:49,811
because you were trying
to kill the Mac two months
before it launched.

1286
01:05:49,813 --> 01:05:51,513
You are fucking delusional.

1287
01:05:54,785 --> 01:05:56,618
Can I mention something
to you?
Sure.

1288
01:05:56,620 --> 01:05:58,787
I have no earthly idea
why you're here.

1289
01:06:00,790 --> 01:06:03,959
The story of why and how
you left apple,

1290
01:06:03,961 --> 01:06:06,895
which is quickly
becoming mythologized,
isn't true.

1291
01:06:06,897 --> 01:06:09,264
- I'm gonna take this
to the board myself.
- Don't do that.

1292
01:06:09,266 --> 01:06:10,966
I<i> am</i> doing that.
You can't.

1293
01:06:10,968 --> 01:06:12,300
Why?

1294
01:06:13,769 --> 01:06:16,571
They believe
you're no longer necessary
to this company.

1295
01:06:21,277 --> 01:06:25,480
I get hate mail,
death threats.

1296
01:06:26,449 --> 01:06:28,683
I get death threats.

1297
01:06:29,986 --> 01:06:33,521
My kids are getting taunted.
Why do people think I fired you?

1298
01:06:36,158 --> 01:06:37,926
Joanna's gonna call my name
in a second.

1299
01:06:37,928 --> 01:06:39,761
- Steve?
- That was unrehearsed.

1300
01:06:39,763 --> 01:06:41,363
Yeah, I'll be there
in just a second.

1301
01:06:41,365 --> 01:06:43,665
I gave you
your day in court.

1302
01:06:43,667 --> 01:06:45,467
- You gave me?
- I gave the board
a clear choice.

1303
01:06:45,469 --> 01:06:48,937
I said, "do you want to invest
in the apple ii or the Mac?"
They chose the apple ii.

1304
01:06:48,939 --> 01:06:51,106
The same people who wanted
to dump the super bowl spot.

1305
01:06:51,108 --> 01:06:52,874
And then I got
on a plane to China.

1306
01:06:54,844 --> 01:06:57,278
Mr. sculley.
There's a call for you
on line one.

1307
01:06:57,280 --> 01:07:00,615
Or I almost got on a plane,
because I got a call
in the lounge.

1308
01:07:00,617 --> 01:07:02,283
- Who made that call?
- Doesn't matter.

1309
01:07:02,285 --> 01:07:03,952
<i>It matters to me.</i>
<i>Who made the call?</i>

1310
01:07:03,954 --> 01:07:03,952
John sculley.

1311
01:07:03,954 --> 01:07:06,988
<i>John?</i>
<i> If you get on that plane,</i>

1312
01:07:06,990 --> 01:07:09,858
<i> you'll have lost your job</i>
<i> by the time it lands.</i>

1313
01:07:09,860 --> 01:07:13,361
<i>Steve's been calling the board.</i>
<i>He wants you out.</i>

1314
01:07:13,363 --> 01:07:16,364
<i>I left my bags</i>
<i>on the plane. My shit's</i>
<i>still somewhere in Beijing.</i>

1315
01:07:16,366 --> 01:07:19,401
I took a car back
to cupertino in the middle
of the fucking night.

1316
01:07:19,403 --> 01:07:24,172
I know what time it is.
I need a quorum here in one hour
and I want Steve here too.

1317
01:07:24,174 --> 01:07:26,808
<i>You took me off the Mac,</i>
<i>and it was bad business.</i>

1318
01:07:26,810 --> 01:07:29,644
The quorum call was a homicide.
Right there!
Right there.

1319
01:07:29,646 --> 01:07:31,312
That's the part
that's bullshit,
my friend.

1320
01:07:31,314 --> 01:07:32,881
It was a suicide.

1321
01:07:32,883 --> 01:07:35,550
Because you knew your cards
and I showed you mine.

1322
01:07:35,552 --> 01:07:38,386
I showed you mine,
and you did it anyway.

1323
01:07:38,388 --> 01:07:39,888
What did you think
i was gonna do?

1324
01:07:39,890 --> 01:07:42,490
I'm okay losing,
but I'm not gonna forfeit.

1325
01:07:42,492 --> 01:07:45,093
I'm not okay losing.

1326
01:07:45,095 --> 01:07:47,662
<i>We're losing market share,</i>
<i>and the Mac is losing money.</i>

1327
01:07:47,664 --> 01:07:52,901
Our only hope is the apple ii,
which is stagnating because
of its soon-to-be-obsolete dos.

1328
01:07:52,903 --> 01:07:56,204
Users are already rigging
their machines to run with
a cp/m operating system

1329
01:07:56,206 --> 01:07:57,672
that's been built
to run on intel.

1330
01:07:57,674 --> 01:07:59,774
I can't put it
more simply than this.

1331
01:07:59,776 --> 01:08:02,777
We need to put our resources
into updating the apple ii.

1332
01:08:02,779 --> 01:08:05,413
<i>By taking resources</i>
<i>from the Mac.</i>

1333
01:08:05,415 --> 01:08:06,915
<i>It's failing.</i>
<i>That's a fact.</i>

1334
01:08:06,917 --> 01:08:08,950
It's overpriced.
There's no evidence
that it's--

1335
01:08:08,952 --> 01:08:10,852
I'm the evidence!

1336
01:08:10,854 --> 01:08:13,655
I'm the world's leading expert
on the Mac, John.
What's your r�sum�?

1337
01:08:14,690 --> 01:08:16,591
You're issuing
contradictory instructions,

1338
01:08:16,593 --> 01:08:18,593
you're insubordinate,
you make people miserable.

1339
01:08:18,595 --> 01:08:21,763
Our top engineers
are fleeing to sun, Dell, HP.

1340
01:08:21,765 --> 01:08:23,932
<i>Wall street doesn't know</i>
<i>who's driving the bus.</i>

1341
01:08:23,934 --> 01:08:26,034
We've lost hundreds
of millions in value.

1342
01:08:26,036 --> 01:08:29,571
And I'm the ceo of apple, Steve.
That's my r�sum�.

1343
01:08:29,573 --> 01:08:32,373
But before that,
you sold carbonated
sugar water, right?

1344
01:08:32,375 --> 01:08:36,244
I sat in a fucking garage
with wozniak
and invented the future.

1345
01:08:36,246 --> 01:08:39,781
Because artists lead
and hacks ask
for a show of hands.

1346
01:08:39,783 --> 01:08:40,782
All right.

1347
01:08:40,784 --> 01:08:42,784
Well, this guy's
out of control.

1348
01:08:42,786 --> 01:08:45,453
I'm perfectly willing
to hand in
my resignation tonight,

1349
01:08:45,455 --> 01:08:47,388
but if you want me to stay,
you can't have Steve.

1350
01:08:47,390 --> 01:08:49,624
Settle him out.

1351
01:08:49,626 --> 01:08:52,760
He can keep a share of stock
so he gets our newsletter.

1352
01:08:52,762 --> 01:08:55,296
<i>He'll have to sever</i>
<i>his connection to apple.</i>

1353
01:08:55,298 --> 01:08:58,867
I'm dead serious.
I want the secretary
to call for a vote.

1354
01:09:00,936 --> 01:09:02,570
I fucking dare you.

1355
01:09:04,306 --> 01:09:09,644
You have done an outstanding job
over the years
of cultivating the press.

1356
01:09:09,646 --> 01:09:11,513
And by that,
i mean manipulating them.

1357
01:09:11,515 --> 01:09:14,849
Because none of them,
none of their editors, none of
their editors' publishers

1358
01:09:14,851 --> 01:09:17,018
to this day
know that you forced it,

1359
01:09:17,020 --> 01:09:18,987
<i>that you forced the board.</i>

1360
01:09:18,989 --> 01:09:21,156
<i>Even after I told you</i>
<i>exactly what they'd do,</i>

1361
01:09:21,158 --> 01:09:23,291
which is exactly
what they did.

1362
01:09:23,293 --> 01:09:24,592
Unanimously.

1363
01:09:25,794 --> 01:09:28,429
I don't have any trouble
remembering that, John,

1364
01:09:28,431 --> 01:09:30,865
because of it being
the worst night of my life.

1365
01:09:32,001 --> 01:09:35,136
And I forced the vote
because I believed I was right.

1366
01:09:35,138 --> 01:09:37,739
- I still believe I'm right.
- And I'm right.

1367
01:09:39,642 --> 01:09:41,342
Now I bled that night.

1368
01:09:41,344 --> 01:09:43,545
<i>And I don't bleed.</i>

1369
01:09:43,547 --> 01:09:45,180
<i>But time's done its thing,</i>

1370
01:09:45,182 --> 01:09:47,949
<i>and I really haven't</i>
<i>thought about it in a while.</i>

1371
01:09:47,951 --> 01:09:52,520
Now, I absolutely understand
why you're upset.

1372
01:09:52,522 --> 01:09:54,622
<i>And I want people</i>
<i>to know the truth too.</i>

1373
01:09:54,624 --> 01:09:56,724
It's time.

1374
01:09:56,726 --> 01:09:58,626
Got it.

1375
01:09:58,628 --> 01:10:00,728
You're gonna end me,
aren't you?

1376
01:10:00,730 --> 01:10:03,064
You're being ridiculous.

1377
01:10:03,066 --> 01:10:06,301
I'm gonna sit center court
and watch you do it yourself.

1378
01:10:06,303 --> 01:10:10,071
Then I'm gonna order a nice meal
with a '55 margaux
and sign some autographs.

1379
01:10:10,073 --> 01:10:12,740
Jesus Christ.
You want some advice,
Pepsi generation?

1380
01:10:12,742 --> 01:10:15,410
Don't send woz out
to slap me around in the press.

1381
01:10:15,412 --> 01:10:18,179
Anybody else--
you, markkula, Arthur rock.

1382
01:10:18,181 --> 01:10:19,814
Anyone but rain man.

1383
01:10:19,816 --> 01:10:22,217
Don't manipulate him like that.

1384
01:10:22,219 --> 01:10:25,453
Whatever you may think,
I'm always gonna protect him.

1385
01:10:26,055 --> 01:10:27,622
Come on, Steve.

1386
01:10:29,391 --> 01:10:30,959
That's what men do.

1387
01:10:32,161 --> 01:10:33,995
We can't start late.

1388
01:10:45,908 --> 01:10:48,977
I don't think there was any way
to detect a chip on my shoulder.

1389
01:10:50,679 --> 01:10:52,413
Did you know, back at bandley,

1390
01:10:52,415 --> 01:10:56,417
the Mac team gave an award
every year to the person
who could stand up to you?

1391
01:10:56,419 --> 01:10:57,585
No.

1392
01:10:57,587 --> 01:11:02,090
I won.
Three years in a row.
Cool.

1393
01:11:06,195 --> 01:11:07,695
This.

1394
01:11:07,697 --> 01:11:11,766
This--
this guy kawasaki in<i> macworld.</i>

1395
01:11:11,768 --> 01:11:14,469
He accidentally got it right,
didn't he?

1396
01:11:14,471 --> 01:11:16,204
You've been dragging your feet
on the next os

1397
01:11:16,206 --> 01:11:19,440
till you can figure out
what apple's gonna need.

1398
01:11:21,111 --> 01:11:24,712
Even if that were true,
it doesn't sound
that diabolical to me.

1399
01:11:24,714 --> 01:11:26,314
Hey. We're ready for you.

1400
01:11:35,958 --> 01:11:39,327
I'm your closest confidante,
your-- your best friend.

1401
01:11:39,329 --> 01:11:42,563
Your thing--
what do you call it?

1402
01:11:42,565 --> 01:11:44,766
Your work wife.
The whole time.

1403
01:11:44,768 --> 01:11:46,768
The last three years.

1404
01:11:50,806 --> 01:11:55,543
When did you change your mind
and start building
the Steve Jobs revenge machine?

1405
01:11:59,449 --> 01:12:01,516
- House to half.

1406
01:12:01,518 --> 01:12:03,718
You remember skylab?

1407
01:12:05,988 --> 01:12:10,591
It was an unmanned satellite
NASA sent up in the early '70s
on a data gathering mission.

1408
01:12:11,827 --> 01:12:14,429
The thing is,
when they sent it up,

1409
01:12:14,431 --> 01:12:17,098
they didn't know yet
how they were gonna
get it back.

1410
01:12:17,100 --> 01:12:19,133
But they felt like
they were close enough

1411
01:12:19,135 --> 01:12:22,437
<i>that in the eight years</i>
<i>it was gonna be up there,</i>
<i>they'd figure it out.</i>

1412
01:12:22,439 --> 01:12:24,005
They're on their way now.

1413
01:12:24,007 --> 01:12:25,673
They didn't.

1414
01:12:26,675 --> 01:12:28,776
So after eight years,
it came crashing down

1415
01:12:28,778 --> 01:12:31,346
in a thousand-mile swath
across the Indian ocean.

1416
01:12:31,348 --> 01:12:33,881
<i>A little to the left,</i>
<i>a little to the right,</i>

1417
01:12:33,883 --> 01:12:35,850
<i>somebody could have</i>
<i>gotten hurt.</i>

1418
01:12:35,852 --> 01:12:40,021
I really wanted to build
a computer for colleges.

1419
01:12:40,023 --> 01:12:42,523
The technology
just didn't catch up
as fast as I needed it to.

1420
01:12:42,525 --> 01:12:44,859
<i>You know we're out of money.</i>

1421
01:12:44,861 --> 01:12:47,228
<i>Ladies</i>
<i>and gentlemen, the program</i>
<i>will be starting momentarily.</i>

1422
01:12:47,230 --> 01:12:50,365
<i>But then apple</i>
<i> stopped innovating,</i>
<i> and I saw something better.</i>

1423
01:12:50,367 --> 01:12:55,536
Joanna, I know schools
aren't gonna buy a $13,000
dictionary with good speakers.

1424
01:12:55,538 --> 01:12:57,271
You know I know that.

1425
01:12:59,375 --> 01:13:01,209
But apple will.

1426
01:13:01,211 --> 01:13:04,679
'Cause avie tevanian
is gonna build them
exactly the os they need.

1427
01:13:04,681 --> 01:13:07,548
<i>They're gonna</i>
<i>have to buy me too.</i>

1428
01:13:07,550 --> 01:13:13,154
For half a billion dollars
in stock and end-to-end control
on every product.

1429
01:13:44,386 --> 01:13:47,789
Ladies and gentlemen,
please welcome--

1430
01:13:51,894 --> 01:13:55,229
<i>more than</i>
<i>a year after it was first</i>
<i>unveiled to industry insiders,</i>

1431
01:13:55,231 --> 01:13:57,899
<i>the next computer</i>
<i>is finally available in stores.</i>

1432
01:13:57,901 --> 01:14:01,569
<i>And it appears to be two strikes</i>
<i>in a row for Steve Jobs.</i>

1433
01:14:01,571 --> 01:14:03,104
<i>Students and educators</i>

1434
01:14:03,106 --> 01:14:06,240
<i>are finding it</i>
<i>difficult to justify</i>
<i>the machine's high cost.</i>

1435
01:14:06,242 --> 01:14:08,109
<i>So much for the black cube.</i>

1436
01:14:08,111 --> 01:14:13,047
<i>Next just sold</i>
<i>its factory to canon</i>
<i>and laid off half its employees.</i>

1437
01:14:13,049 --> 01:14:16,083
In the world of computers,
it's kill or be killed.

1438
01:14:16,085 --> 01:14:18,252
Apple computer
has fallen on hard times.

1439
01:14:18,254 --> 01:14:20,988
It is laying off
about 2,500 people.

1440
01:14:20,990 --> 01:14:23,257
<i>Apple is continuing</i>
<i>to lose market share,</i>

1441
01:14:23,259 --> 01:14:26,060
<i>with no new innovations</i>
<i>in the pipeline</i>
<i>except the Newton,</i>

1442
01:14:26,062 --> 01:14:28,463
<i>a pet project</i>
<i>of ceo John sculley.</i>

1443
01:14:28,465 --> 01:14:31,799
<i>If you really want to be mobile,</i>
<i>you want a Newton PDA.</i>

1444
01:14:31,801 --> 01:14:33,401
<i>But then again,</i>
<i>maybe you don't.</i>

1445
01:14:33,403 --> 01:14:36,571
<i>It turns handwriting</i>
<i>into computer text.</i>

1446
01:14:36,573 --> 01:14:40,174
Hey, dolph,
take a memo on your Newton.
"Beat up Martin."

1447
01:14:42,344 --> 01:14:44,178
- Bah!

1448
01:14:44,180 --> 01:14:46,914
<i>In 1980,</i>
<i>apple had 30% of the market.</i>

1449
01:14:46,916 --> 01:14:49,584
<i>Today, apple has</i>
<i>only 3.2 percent.</i>

1450
01:14:49,586 --> 01:14:53,054
<i>That's it. John sculley</i>
<i>has been fired from apple.</i>

1451
01:14:54,790 --> 01:14:57,492
- What about this Internet thing?
- Do you know anything about that?

1452
01:14:57,494 --> 01:14:59,227
It is the big new thing.

1453
01:15:00,429 --> 01:15:02,964
Rumors are flying
around apple computer
once again

1454
01:15:02,966 --> 01:15:04,499
over who will take over
the helm.

1455
01:15:04,501 --> 01:15:07,335
In the news at this hour,
a remarkable high-tech reunion.

1456
01:15:07,337 --> 01:15:09,871
<i>Well, it's happening.</i>
<i>In a billion-dollar shakeup,</i>

1457
01:15:09,873 --> 01:15:13,007
<i>apple is purchasing</i>
<i>next computer's operating</i>
<i>system, which may mean--</i>

1458
01:15:13,009 --> 01:15:15,510
<i>is the prodigal son returning?</i>
<i>Bet on it.</i>

1459
01:15:15,512 --> 01:15:17,678
Guess what.
Mac is back.

1460
01:15:17,680 --> 01:15:19,380
- Apple cofounder Steven jobs--
- Steve Jobs--

1461
01:15:19,382 --> 01:15:21,282
- Steve Jobs--
- Steve Jobs--
- Steve Jobs--

1462
01:15:21,284 --> 01:15:23,417
<i>Steve Jobs</i>
<i>is returning to apple.</i>

1463
01:15:25,454 --> 01:15:28,456
<i>If you want to beam</i>
<i>your digital photographs</i>
<i>from your digital camera,</i>

1464
01:15:28,458 --> 01:15:30,057
<i>it's built into every product.</i>

1465
01:15:30,059 --> 01:15:32,193
<i>We're going to</i>
<i>the new generation of i/o.</i>

1466
01:15:32,195 --> 01:15:35,062
Twelve megabyte USB.
Two ports.

1467
01:15:35,064 --> 01:15:37,532
We're leaving
the old apple i/o behind.

1468
01:15:37,534 --> 01:15:40,334
Stereo surround sound
built into every product,

1469
01:15:40,336 --> 01:15:44,305
a great keyboard
and the coolest mouse
you've ever seen.

1470
01:15:44,307 --> 01:15:48,376
This time,
we used actual mice.

1471
01:15:48,378 --> 01:15:51,712
We're opening the house
in 10 minutes. Steven?

1472
01:15:51,714 --> 01:15:53,514
Do you want to stop
horsing around?

1473
01:15:53,516 --> 01:15:57,852
Bless my eyes.
That's Steve wozniak
sitting out there.

1474
01:16:00,857 --> 01:16:04,392
Give yourselves a treat
and ask woz if he happens
to have the correct time.

1475
01:16:04,394 --> 01:16:08,362
I have the correct time,
and we're running out of it.

1476
01:16:08,364 --> 01:16:12,266
"A great keyboard"--
a great keyboard and the coolest
mouse you've ever seen.

1477
01:16:12,268 --> 01:16:15,570
- This is what those things
look like today.

1478
01:16:15,572 --> 01:16:20,408
Now, I'd like to show you
what they're gonna
look like tomorrow.

1479
01:16:20,410 --> 01:16:22,143
This is the iMac.

1480
01:16:54,243 --> 01:16:56,377
Why did I like that better
than I usually do?

1481
01:16:56,379 --> 01:16:58,446
- I don't know.
- Something was different.

1482
01:16:58,448 --> 01:17:00,081
Hey, stupid.

1483
01:17:00,083 --> 01:17:02,383
I think she's talking to
one of you guys.

1484
01:17:02,385 --> 01:17:04,452
- Did you notice a difference?
- That's what I'm--

1485
01:17:05,120 --> 01:17:07,755
the exit signs were off.

1486
01:17:07,757 --> 01:17:10,424
Full blackout.
You did it.

1487
01:17:10,426 --> 01:17:12,627
We wired all the exit lights
to our board.

1488
01:17:12,629 --> 01:17:15,296
They go out with the cue
for seven seconds then come
back on again. In theory.

1489
01:17:15,298 --> 01:17:18,966
- We think that's legal?
- No, we're very certain
it's not.

1490
01:17:18,968 --> 01:17:21,435
- You want to see some quotes?
- Let's hold off on those.

1491
01:17:21,437 --> 01:17:23,137
- No, he'll like 'em.

1492
01:17:23,139 --> 01:17:26,207
- I'll show 'em to you later.
- I'll take 'em now.

1493
01:17:28,010 --> 01:17:30,111
- I'm sorry.
- Pick it up from there, please.

1494
01:17:30,113 --> 01:17:32,813
We only have
a couple of minutes,
so let's just do the 360.

1495
01:17:32,815 --> 01:17:36,317
We're gonna bring out
a wireless camera
we stole from panasonic.

1496
01:17:36,319 --> 01:17:39,487
I'll show you
what this looks like.

1497
01:17:39,489 --> 01:17:42,356
The whole thing
is translucent.
You can see into it.

1498
01:17:42,358 --> 01:17:44,792
How's that
for a compromise, woz?

1499
01:17:44,794 --> 01:17:48,496
You still can't get into it,
but you can see into it.
Fair enough.

1500
01:17:48,498 --> 01:17:52,199
We put stereo speakers in front,
infrared right up here,

1501
01:17:52,201 --> 01:17:54,168
cd-rom drive in the middle.

1502
01:17:54,170 --> 01:17:56,837
Nice.
Dual stereo headphone Jacks.

1503
01:17:56,839 --> 01:18:00,141
All the connectors are inside
one beautiful little door here.

1504
01:18:00,143 --> 01:18:03,544
Ethernet. USB.

1505
01:18:03,546 --> 01:18:05,946
Even though this is
a full-blooded macintosh,

1506
01:18:05,948 --> 01:18:07,715
we're targeting it
for the number one use

1507
01:18:07,717 --> 01:18:10,351
the consumers tell us
they want a computer for,
which is--

1508
01:18:10,353 --> 01:18:12,553
let's hold it, please.
Hold it.

1509
01:18:12,555 --> 01:18:15,523
The answer was
"the Internet."

1510
01:18:15,525 --> 01:18:17,091
Joanna?
Yeah.

1511
01:18:18,860 --> 01:18:21,996
Stand in front of me.
I want to look at these quotes,
but I don't want Joel to know.

1512
01:18:21,998 --> 01:18:23,698
They're all great.

1513
01:18:25,867 --> 01:18:29,003
"It is not only the
coolest-looking computer
introduced in years

1514
01:18:29,005 --> 01:18:30,705
but a chest-thumping
statement

1515
01:18:30,707 --> 01:18:35,142
that silicon valley's
original dream company
is no longer somnambulant."

1516
01:18:37,312 --> 01:18:38,979
It's a word.
It means "sleepwalking."

1517
01:18:38,981 --> 01:18:42,416
Steve? I'm sorry. We have
to clear the house if
we're gonna start on time.

1518
01:18:42,418 --> 01:18:44,385
We're gonna start on time.
We're absolutely
starting on time.

1519
01:18:44,387 --> 01:18:46,187
Here. Take this.

1520
01:18:46,189 --> 01:18:50,024
Everybody, that's it.
They've got to mop the stage,
reset and open the house.

1521
01:18:50,026 --> 01:18:51,692
I love you guys.

1522
01:18:59,735 --> 01:19:01,602
Andy, come on back a minute.

1523
01:19:01,604 --> 01:19:03,437
- Which one?
- Hertzfeld.

1524
01:19:10,345 --> 01:19:14,348
<i>Forbes</i> calls it
an "industry-altering success."

1525
01:19:14,350 --> 01:19:16,016
Look here.

1526
01:19:18,854 --> 01:19:20,421
Why haven't we
ever slept together?

1527
01:19:21,089 --> 01:19:22,623
We're not in love.
Look.

1528
01:19:25,026 --> 01:19:27,795
Sculley.
Look what he said.

1529
01:19:27,797 --> 01:19:33,267
"He has implemented the same
simple strategy that made apple
so successful 15 years ago--

1530
01:19:33,269 --> 01:19:36,003
make hit products
and promote them
with terrific marketing."

1531
01:19:37,706 --> 01:19:40,040
It was nice of him.
It was.

1532
01:19:40,042 --> 01:19:41,642
I meant it.

1533
01:19:41,644 --> 01:19:45,112
Sightings of j.D. Salinger
are more common
than John sculley.

1534
01:19:45,114 --> 01:19:48,382
I wasn't being sarcastic.
It was nice of him.

1535
01:19:49,885 --> 01:19:51,952
Do you talk to him?
No.

1536
01:19:51,954 --> 01:19:53,988
You haven't
talked to him
since '88?

1537
01:19:53,990 --> 01:19:55,523
I'd have told you if I did.

1538
01:19:56,658 --> 01:19:57,958
Doesn't matter.

1539
01:19:57,960 --> 01:19:59,560
I don't want people
thinking they can cross me

1540
01:19:59,562 --> 01:20:02,196
and then, boom, 15 years later,
I'm cool with it.

1541
01:20:02,998 --> 01:20:05,132
I was kidding.

1542
01:20:06,001 --> 01:20:08,135
What's wrong with you
this morning?

1543
01:20:09,838 --> 01:20:11,572
Let's get off the stage.

1544
01:20:13,608 --> 01:20:16,744
"The only thing
apple's providing now
is leadership in colors."

1545
01:20:16,746 --> 01:20:18,345
Don't worry about it.

1546
01:20:18,347 --> 01:20:20,481
What does Bill Gates
have against me?
I don't know.

1547
01:20:20,483 --> 01:20:23,350
You're both
out of your minds.
Listen to me.

1548
01:20:23,352 --> 01:20:25,452
He dropped out
of a better school
than I dropped out of.

1549
01:20:25,454 --> 01:20:27,288
But he's a tool bag.
I'll tell you why.

1550
01:20:27,290 --> 01:20:29,957
Make everything
all right with Lisa.

1551
01:20:29,959 --> 01:20:33,194
You know, Joanna?
Boundaries.

1552
01:20:33,196 --> 01:20:36,163
You've come to
my apartment at 1:00 am
and cleaned it.

1553
01:20:36,165 --> 01:20:37,665
So tell me
where the boundary is.

1554
01:20:37,667 --> 01:20:39,600
There.
Let's say it's there.

1555
01:20:39,602 --> 01:20:42,636
If I give you
some real projections,

1556
01:20:42,638 --> 01:20:46,373
will you promise
not to repeat them
from the stage?

1557
01:20:46,375 --> 01:20:49,443
What do you mean,
"real projections"?

1558
01:20:49,445 --> 01:20:52,279
What have you been giving me?
Conservative projections.

1559
01:20:53,381 --> 01:20:54,949
Marketing's been lying to me?

1560
01:20:54,951 --> 01:20:58,786
We've been managing expectations
so that you don't not.

1561
01:20:58,788 --> 01:21:00,621
What are the real projections?

1562
01:21:02,290 --> 01:21:05,125
We're gonna sell
a million units
in the first 90 days.

1563
01:21:05,127 --> 01:21:07,027
20,000 a month after that.

1564
01:21:07,029 --> 01:21:08,529
Holy shit.
Yeah.

1565
01:21:08,531 --> 01:21:10,197
You see?
You wait long enough and--

1566
01:21:10,199 --> 01:21:12,700
what's more,
32% of the sales

1567
01:21:12,702 --> 01:21:16,737
are going to go to people
buying a computer
for the first time.

1568
01:21:16,739 --> 01:21:21,375
And 12% are going to people
using some kind
of windows machine.

1569
01:21:21,377 --> 01:21:23,744
That's what Bill Gates
has against you.

1570
01:21:25,647 --> 01:21:28,549
And it'll be
the fastest-selling computer
in history.

1571
01:21:30,318 --> 01:21:32,353
You brought the company back
from life support

1572
01:21:32,355 --> 01:21:35,422
after going through
the misery of laying off
3,000 people

1573
01:21:35,424 --> 01:21:37,725
and cutting 70%
of the product line.

1574
01:21:37,727 --> 01:21:40,661
So, Steven, it's over.

1575
01:21:42,731 --> 01:21:45,099
You're gonna win.

1576
01:21:45,101 --> 01:21:49,236
- It would be criminal
not to enjoy this moment.
- I'm enjoying it.

1577
01:21:49,238 --> 01:21:51,272
Make things all right
with Lisa.

1578
01:21:51,274 --> 01:21:53,574
You know--
come on.

1579
01:21:53,576 --> 01:21:57,177
I don't like having less privacy
than other people have.

1580
01:21:57,179 --> 01:22:00,881
Does being a multi-billionaire
take some of the sting off that?
No.

1581
01:22:00,883 --> 01:22:03,918
All Lisa did--
all Lisa did
was give her blessing.

1582
01:22:03,920 --> 01:22:07,588
Chrisann sold the house and--
and Lisa could have done what?

1583
01:22:07,590 --> 01:22:10,090
How was she supposed
to stop her mother
from selling her own house?

1584
01:22:10,092 --> 01:22:11,592
That I bought
for the two of them.

1585
01:22:11,594 --> 01:22:13,193
How was she supposed
to stop her?

1586
01:22:13,195 --> 01:22:16,530
Voicing an objection
would have been a step
in the right direction.

1587
01:22:16,532 --> 01:22:19,133
You don't think
you're having
a bizarre overreaction

1588
01:22:19,135 --> 01:22:22,770
to a 19-year-old girl
allowing her mother
to list her own house?

1589
01:22:22,772 --> 01:22:24,204
She could've tried.

1590
01:22:24,206 --> 01:22:27,708
Was she supposed
to stop her mother,
that particular mother--

1591
01:22:27,710 --> 01:22:30,778
she gave chrisann
her blessing to sell the house
and she did it to spite me.

1592
01:22:30,780 --> 01:22:34,815
I don't care
if she put a pipe bomb
in the water heater.

1593
01:22:34,817 --> 01:22:37,584
You're going to fix it, now.

1594
01:22:37,586 --> 01:22:40,654
She's been acting weird
for months.
She's turned on me.

1595
01:22:40,656 --> 01:22:42,756
Fix it.
What the--

1596
01:22:42,758 --> 01:22:44,291
fix it, Steve.

1597
01:22:44,293 --> 01:22:45,926
Take it easy.
Fix it or I quit.

1598
01:22:45,928 --> 01:22:47,962
How about that?
I quit, and you
never see me again.

1599
01:22:47,964 --> 01:22:49,563
How about that?

1600
01:22:51,466 --> 01:22:53,500
Tell me what's wrong with you
this morning.

1601
01:22:54,436 --> 01:22:56,737
What's been wrong with me
for 19 years.

1602
01:22:59,842 --> 01:23:03,243
I've been a witness,
and I tell you,
I've been complicit.

1603
01:23:05,180 --> 01:23:09,183
I love you, Steve.
You know how much.

1604
01:23:09,185 --> 01:23:14,188
I love that you don't care
how much money a person makes.
You care<i> what</i> they make.

1605
01:23:14,190 --> 01:23:17,992
But what you make
isn't supposed to be
the best part of you.

1606
01:23:17,994 --> 01:23:20,761
When you're a father,

1607
01:23:20,763 --> 01:23:23,263
that's what's supposed to be
the best part of you.

1608
01:23:23,265 --> 01:23:27,735
And it's caused me
two decades of agony, Steve,
that it is for you

1609
01:23:29,871 --> 01:23:31,572
the worst.

1610
01:23:32,774 --> 01:23:37,845
It's a little thing.
It's a very small thing.

1611
01:23:39,347 --> 01:23:41,782
Fix it.

1612
01:23:41,784 --> 01:23:47,021
Fix it now, or you can
contact me at my new job--

1613
01:23:47,023 --> 01:23:49,690
working anywhere I want.

1614
01:23:51,626 --> 01:23:53,961
I don't happen to think
it is a little deal.
She knew that--

1615
01:23:53,963 --> 01:23:56,196
- no.
- I bought the house
for the two of--

1616
01:23:56,198 --> 01:23:57,798
- no.
- What do you mean, "no"?

1617
01:23:57,800 --> 01:24:02,836
I mean no. The house
has nothing to do with
why you're angry at Lisa.

1618
01:24:02,838 --> 01:24:05,839
I assure you, the house
has everything to do with
why I'm angry at Lisa.

1619
01:24:05,841 --> 01:24:10,411
Have you ever heard the phrase
"reality distortion field"?

1620
01:24:10,413 --> 01:24:14,648
- Yes.
- As in "Steve's reality
distortion field"?

1621
01:24:14,650 --> 01:24:17,518
I've heard it. I've read it.
It's been sung to me
by Joan baez.

1622
01:24:17,520 --> 01:24:19,219
What you call
a reality distortion field,

1623
01:24:19,221 --> 01:24:21,588
and I'm pretty sure
you're the one
who coined the phrase,

1624
01:24:21,590 --> 01:24:23,657
is the reason we're here.
I know that.

1625
01:24:23,659 --> 01:24:26,026
If I traded in
my bank account for a dollar

1626
01:24:26,028 --> 01:24:28,829
every time somebody told me
something was impossible,
I'd come out ahead.

1627
01:24:28,831 --> 01:24:30,864
I know that too.
What's the problem?

1628
01:24:30,866 --> 01:24:33,867
My problem?
It sure isn't the house.
Jo, i--

1629
01:24:33,869 --> 01:24:38,205
it's that you told her
you weren't going to pay
for Harvard.

1630
01:24:38,207 --> 01:24:40,240
That child.

1631
01:24:40,242 --> 01:24:42,743
That earnest, unironic kid.

1632
01:24:42,745 --> 01:24:44,745
She told you
i wasn't paying her tuition?

1633
01:24:44,747 --> 01:24:47,347
I should have
hit you with something heavy
a long time ago.

1634
01:24:47,349 --> 01:24:50,017
Lisa told you
i wasn't paying
her tuition?

1635
01:24:50,019 --> 01:24:53,420
Andy told me that.
Which one?

1636
01:24:54,089 --> 01:24:56,190
Hertzfeld.

1637
01:24:56,192 --> 01:24:57,791
How would hertzfeld know?

1638
01:24:57,793 --> 01:25:01,862
He wrote Harvard
a check for 25,000
to cover the semester.

1639
01:25:01,864 --> 01:25:04,765
Are you fucking--
he paid her tuition?

1640
01:25:04,767 --> 01:25:07,601
Isn't that why
you just asked to see him?

1641
01:25:07,603 --> 01:25:09,103
No, I asked to see him
about something--

1642
01:25:09,105 --> 01:25:12,606
did you tell her you weren't
going to pay for college?

1643
01:25:12,608 --> 01:25:14,608
Yes, because--
how could you do that?

1644
01:25:14,610 --> 01:25:17,911
Because her mother,
who is also her landlord--

1645
01:25:17,913 --> 01:25:19,880
hertzfeld? I was ranting.

1646
01:25:19,882 --> 01:25:22,316
I was just, you know--
i was talking.
You think I would--

1647
01:25:22,318 --> 01:25:26,453
I was pissed off
because Lisa was trying
to piss me off, Joanna.

1648
01:25:26,455 --> 01:25:27,955
That was her intent.
I don't know--

1649
01:25:27,957 --> 01:25:30,424
you obviously
scared the hell out of her.

1650
01:25:30,426 --> 01:25:33,560
Hertzfeld wrote
a check to Harvard,
pay for--

1651
01:25:35,130 --> 01:25:36,930
is she here yet?
I'm sure she is.

1652
01:25:36,932 --> 01:25:38,632
Can you have someone
bring her back?

1653
01:25:39,134 --> 01:25:41,068
Yes.

1654
01:25:42,304 --> 01:25:43,904
Thank you.

1655
01:25:47,742 --> 01:25:49,076
You know,

1656
01:25:50,945 --> 01:25:52,579
my grandmother
always used to say to me--

1657
01:25:52,581 --> 01:25:54,548
I don't give a shit, yentl.

1658
01:25:56,618 --> 01:25:58,652
I'll have someone get Lisa.
Thank you.

1659
01:25:58,654 --> 01:26:00,988
- And if you see hertzfeld--

1660
01:26:00,990 --> 01:26:02,923
it's Andy.

1661
01:26:02,925 --> 01:26:05,058
Speak of the devil's
chief engineer.

1662
01:26:06,094 --> 01:26:07,161
Go.

1663
01:26:07,163 --> 01:26:08,896
Come on in.

1664
01:26:11,199 --> 01:26:13,167
You look great today.

1665
01:26:13,169 --> 01:26:14,768
Thank you.
Doesn't she?

1666
01:26:14,770 --> 01:26:18,005
She looks fantastic.
Always does.
Get out.

1667
01:26:20,175 --> 01:26:22,943
- Well, I think I know
why I'm here.
- Do you?

1668
01:26:22,945 --> 01:26:23,844
Steve--

1669
01:26:23,846 --> 01:26:26,446
did you send the check yet?
Yes.

1670
01:26:26,448 --> 01:26:29,716
So Harvard got a tuition check
from Andy hertzfeld
to pay for Lisa?

1671
01:26:29,718 --> 01:26:31,785
I don't think
they look that carefully.

1672
01:26:31,787 --> 01:26:34,655
I don't think they'd notice
the check didn't come from you.

1673
01:26:34,657 --> 01:26:37,524
Close one. This was almost
embarrassing for me.

1674
01:26:37,526 --> 01:26:39,459
I understand how--

1675
01:26:39,461 --> 01:26:41,161
I'll wire you
the money today.

1676
01:26:41,163 --> 01:26:44,631
I-i understand how you feel.
And I do apologize. I do.

1677
01:26:44,633 --> 01:26:46,967
But let me tell you
my thinking.

1678
01:26:46,969 --> 01:26:49,536
I can't even think of
an appropriate analogy
to describe what you did.

1679
01:26:49,538 --> 01:26:52,172
I knew you guys
would fix things.
You always do.

1680
01:26:52,174 --> 01:26:55,909
But in the meantime,
if the money wasn't there,
she'd miss a semester of school.

1681
01:26:55,911 --> 01:26:58,612
Yeah.
And she'd have to
tell her friends why.

1682
01:26:59,581 --> 01:27:02,182
And she needed things.
She needed socks.

1683
01:27:02,184 --> 01:27:06,220
What?
It's cold in Cambridge.
She needed warm socks.

1684
01:27:06,222 --> 01:27:09,990
You gave her socks?
Well, I gave her money
for socks.

1685
01:27:11,192 --> 01:27:14,328
You don't get
to deputize yourself
as her interim.

1686
01:27:14,330 --> 01:27:16,863
You don't get to override
my decisions.
Do you understand?

1687
01:27:16,865 --> 01:27:19,066
You don't get to act
like you're her father.

1688
01:27:19,068 --> 01:27:21,535
Somebody had to.

1689
01:27:21,537 --> 01:27:23,670
What the fuck
did you just say to me?

1690
01:27:23,672 --> 01:27:26,173
I've known her
since she was six.

1691
01:27:27,508 --> 01:27:29,743
I also consider--

1692
01:27:29,745 --> 01:27:35,082
chrisann's my friend,
outside of what you and i--
outside of our relationship.

1693
01:27:35,084 --> 01:27:37,784
So you're like
a family adviser.
I'm a family friend.

1694
01:27:37,786 --> 01:27:40,420
Then you probably know
that Lisa's been seeing
a therapist.

1695
01:27:40,422 --> 01:27:42,122
Yeah.
For many years.

1696
01:27:42,124 --> 01:27:43,957
Yeah.
Without my knowledge.

1697
01:27:45,793 --> 01:27:47,628
That really wasn't my business.

1698
01:27:47,630 --> 01:27:51,031
I'm fascinated
by what you think is
and isn't your business.

1699
01:27:51,033 --> 01:27:53,967
Lisa's been going
to a therapist
and she likes it

1700
01:27:55,203 --> 01:27:58,739
and would love
for you and chrisann
to go with her.

1701
01:27:58,741 --> 01:28:03,277
And the reason you know that
is because you're the one
that recommended the therapist.

1702
01:28:03,279 --> 01:28:05,379
Well, I know a guy.

1703
01:28:05,381 --> 01:28:08,949
No, I mean you're the one
who recommended
that she see a therapist.

1704
01:28:10,451 --> 01:28:14,955
You know what? It was
a while ago, and I don't
remember how the whole--

1705
01:28:14,957 --> 01:28:18,058
you told chrisann
that Lisa should see
a therapist.

1706
01:28:18,060 --> 01:28:21,228
Steve, you're stigmatizing.
It's a perfectly norm--

1707
01:28:21,230 --> 01:28:23,430
it's not--

1708
01:28:23,432 --> 01:28:25,499
my thing was, how can it hurt?

1709
01:28:25,501 --> 01:28:27,167
Let's find out.

1710
01:28:28,569 --> 01:28:30,103
Chrisann is my friend.

1711
01:28:30,105 --> 01:28:33,307
What was the reason
you gave?
You mean--

1712
01:28:33,309 --> 01:28:37,477
what was the reason
you gave chrisann why Lisa
should see a therapist?

1713
01:28:37,479 --> 01:28:39,646
I don't remember.
We were talking and I said--

1714
01:28:39,648 --> 01:28:42,549
it's pretty much
what I just said,
that it certainly couldn't hurt.

1715
01:28:44,452 --> 01:28:47,554
You didn't say
that Lisa needed
a strong male role model?

1716
01:28:55,029 --> 01:28:56,196
I did.

1717
01:29:03,204 --> 01:29:08,175
I think it's a miracle
she's not robbing banks with
the symbionese liberation army.

1718
01:29:11,279 --> 01:29:15,115
There's no reason in the world
why she should be nice.

1719
01:29:16,317 --> 01:29:18,018
But she is.

1720
01:29:20,822 --> 01:29:25,125
So I helped,
because somebody had to.

1721
01:29:31,232 --> 01:29:33,600
I'll wire the money to you
this afternoon.

1722
01:29:45,847 --> 01:29:48,215
You threatened me
a long time ago.

1723
01:29:49,050 --> 01:29:50,317
Sorry?

1724
01:29:52,687 --> 01:29:55,822
A long time ago--
you threatened me once.

1725
01:29:55,824 --> 01:29:57,891
People are attracted
to people with talent.

1726
01:29:57,893 --> 01:30:00,160
People without it
find that threatening.

1727
01:30:00,162 --> 01:30:02,229
Maybe you should
see a therapist.

1728
01:30:02,231 --> 01:30:03,797
Certainly couldn't hurt.

1729
01:30:04,732 --> 01:30:07,167
I meant you literally
threatened me.

1730
01:30:07,169 --> 01:30:09,569
At flint, right before
the Mac launch.

1731
01:30:09,571 --> 01:30:11,938
I was recompiling.
I was trying to debug
the voice demo.

1732
01:30:11,940 --> 01:30:16,376
You said if I couldn't find
a solution, you'd call me out
in front of the audience.

1733
01:30:16,378 --> 01:30:18,712
- Did it say "hello"?
- It did.

1734
01:30:18,714 --> 01:30:20,981
No need to thank me.

1735
01:30:22,216 --> 01:30:24,684
Why do you want people
to dislike you?

1736
01:30:25,953 --> 01:30:29,189
I don't want people
to dislike me.

1737
01:30:29,191 --> 01:30:31,758
I'm indifferent
to whether they dislike me.

1738
01:30:33,761 --> 01:30:36,363
Since it doesn't matter,
i always have.

1739
01:30:38,099 --> 01:30:39,433
Really?

1740
01:30:41,302 --> 01:30:45,138
I've always liked you a lot.
That's too bad.

1741
01:30:47,642 --> 01:30:50,177
Knock 'em dead.
Thank you.

1742
01:31:12,333 --> 01:31:17,070
What is remarkable,
what's hard to fathom but true,

1743
01:31:17,072 --> 01:31:22,909
is that for a given clock rate,
a powerpc chip is twice as fast
as a pentium ii chip.

1744
01:31:36,324 --> 01:31:37,991
In other words,

1745
01:31:39,527 --> 01:31:42,195
a 266 megahertz g3 chip

1746
01:31:42,197 --> 01:31:47,334
is twice as fast as
a 266 megahertz pentium ii.

1747
01:31:50,671 --> 01:31:55,008
Or... a 266 g3

1748
01:31:55,010 --> 01:31:57,844
is equal to about 500 megahertz.

1749
01:31:59,146 --> 01:32:01,181
<i>Do you know what</i>
<i>a coincidence is, Lisa?</i>

1750
01:32:02,283 --> 01:32:04,851
Take a look at
<i>byte</i> magazine's byte marks,

1751
01:32:04,853 --> 01:32:07,120
the gold standard for any--

1752
01:32:12,126 --> 01:32:15,095
- come in.

1753
01:32:18,466 --> 01:32:21,067
I sent someone into the lobby.

1754
01:32:21,069 --> 01:32:22,869
They found her, and she--
where is she?

1755
01:32:22,871 --> 01:32:25,705
She said
she'd rather not come back.

1756
01:32:25,707 --> 01:32:28,174
- Why?
- That was it.

1757
01:32:28,176 --> 01:32:31,177
- I'm going out there myself.
- You can't. You can't.

1758
01:32:31,179 --> 01:32:32,879
It'll be a scene
out of<i> hard day's night.</i>

1759
01:32:35,716 --> 01:32:38,184
- Excuse me.
- Hey, Joel.

1760
01:32:38,186 --> 01:32:39,986
Andy said
it was okay to come back.

1761
01:32:39,988 --> 01:32:42,222
- Which one?
- Andy Cunningham.

1762
01:32:43,658 --> 01:32:46,593
I can't do this forever.
I need one of them
to change their name.

1763
01:32:46,595 --> 01:32:48,728
You call Andy Cunningham
"Andrea."

1764
01:32:48,730 --> 01:32:50,230
It doesn't matter
what I call them.

1765
01:32:50,232 --> 01:32:51,898
I know who I'm talking about
when I'm talking.

1766
01:32:51,900 --> 01:32:53,733
I need everyone else to
call them different names.

1767
01:32:53,735 --> 01:32:55,468
Give me one second.

1768
01:33:00,107 --> 01:33:02,576
Can you go
get her for me, please?

1769
01:33:02,578 --> 01:33:04,411
I just talked to Andy.

1770
01:33:04,413 --> 01:33:06,112
Hertzfeld.

1771
01:33:06,114 --> 01:33:08,481
I'm just trying to scrub this
out of my brain with drano.

1772
01:33:09,417 --> 01:33:11,685
But I do want to talk to Lisa.

1773
01:33:11,687 --> 01:33:13,420
Okay. Just--

1774
01:33:14,355 --> 01:33:16,156
stay cool.
Okay.

1775
01:33:18,859 --> 01:33:20,193
Thank you.

1776
01:33:28,202 --> 01:33:29,536
Hey, Steve.

1777
01:33:42,416 --> 01:33:45,619
How are you feeling?
I'm feeling good, Joel.
How about you?

1778
01:33:45,621 --> 01:33:48,455
I don't think I could be
in your business.
It changes too quickly.

1779
01:33:48,457 --> 01:33:51,625
Well, I'd hang on,
'cause yours is about to start
changing pretty quickly too.

1780
01:33:51,627 --> 01:33:54,828
This is the third time
in 14 years
I'm writing about you.

1781
01:33:54,830 --> 01:33:58,331
What do you think so far?

1782
01:33:58,333 --> 01:34:02,068
Excuse me.
Avie's looking for you.
He has a new shark.

1783
01:34:02,070 --> 01:34:04,070
You wanna come backstage
for a second?
Sure.

1784
01:34:07,775 --> 01:34:11,011
Who's this one?
Alan turing.

1785
01:34:11,013 --> 01:34:14,681
Single-handedly won world war ii
and, for an encore,
invented the computer.

1786
01:34:14,683 --> 01:34:16,950
He won't be part of
the campaign though.
Why not?

1787
01:34:16,952 --> 01:34:18,918
'Cause you just had
to ask me who he was.

1788
01:34:20,655 --> 01:34:22,322
Can I see new shark?

1789
01:34:25,292 --> 01:34:27,494
I like it better than
the old shark.

1790
01:34:27,496 --> 01:34:29,029
Sharks.
Sharks.

1791
01:34:29,031 --> 01:34:30,930
How many sharks
did you go through?
A couple.

1792
01:34:30,932 --> 01:34:34,668
This is the 39th.
We're on the record.

1793
01:34:34,670 --> 01:34:37,504
Thirty-nine sharks.
Okay.

1794
01:34:37,506 --> 01:34:39,606
You know what's special
about this shark?
What?

1795
01:34:39,608 --> 01:34:44,177
No, I'm really asking,
because it looks exactly like
the other 38 sharks to me.

1796
01:34:44,179 --> 01:34:46,179
Let me see it with the cue,
from the profile.

1797
01:34:46,181 --> 01:34:48,014
This is cue 92-b.

1798
01:34:48,016 --> 01:34:52,285
This is a profile here,
and this is what it looks like
from the back.

1799
01:34:52,287 --> 01:34:56,056
And one more thing.
It eats pentium notebooks
as a light snack.

1800
01:34:57,024 --> 01:34:58,925
This is the shark.

1801
01:35:00,127 --> 01:35:02,462
I really like it.

1802
01:35:02,464 --> 01:35:04,197
Nobody gets it right
the first time,

1803
01:35:04,199 --> 01:35:06,700
but I should have been shown
this shark 15, 20 fish ago.

1804
01:35:06,702 --> 01:35:08,568
- You probably were.
- Lock it in.

1805
01:35:08,570 --> 01:35:10,370
Ten minutes.

1806
01:35:10,372 --> 01:35:13,973
He killed himself by taking
a bite of a poison apple--
Alan turing.

1807
01:35:14,742 --> 01:35:15,909
Yeah.

1808
01:35:15,911 --> 01:35:18,678
There should be statues
of that man.

1809
01:35:18,680 --> 01:35:20,880
His name should be on the lips
of schoolchildren.

1810
01:35:20,882 --> 01:35:24,584
The rainbow flag apple
with a bite taken out--
that's where it came from?

1811
01:35:24,586 --> 01:35:27,420
No, we picked it off a list
of friendly-sounding words.

1812
01:35:27,422 --> 01:35:30,390
But wouldn't it be great
if that had been
the story behind it?

1813
01:35:30,392 --> 01:35:33,893
Steve.
Kinda liked the last shark.

1814
01:35:33,895 --> 01:35:35,829
Fuck you.

1815
01:35:35,831 --> 01:35:37,564
I wanted to ask you a favor.

1816
01:35:37,566 --> 01:35:38,932
My friend, a long time ago,

1817
01:35:38,934 --> 01:35:41,534
you asked me a favor
before a product launch,
and I said no.

1818
01:35:41,536 --> 01:35:43,837
- You wanted me to acknowledge--
- hang on.

1819
01:35:43,839 --> 01:35:48,174
If you're about to say
you were wrong, I want
to prepare this journalist.

1820
01:35:48,176 --> 01:35:52,579
I was 100% right,
and you were
spectacularly wrong.

1821
01:35:52,581 --> 01:35:54,948
But I still owe you a favor,
so name it.

1822
01:35:54,950 --> 01:35:56,783
Steve--

1823
01:35:56,785 --> 01:36:00,320
- it can't be acknowledging
the apple ii team.
- Acknowledge the apple ii team.

1824
01:36:01,255 --> 01:36:03,022
- How about in private?
- No.

1825
01:36:03,024 --> 01:36:04,557
- Is this a prank?
- No.

1826
01:36:04,559 --> 01:36:06,726
I'm trying to remember that
a 300 megahertz g3 chip--

1827
01:36:06,728 --> 01:36:08,495
just the top guys.

1828
01:36:11,265 --> 01:36:12,599
Steve.

1829
01:36:15,936 --> 01:36:17,637
- Excuse me, okay?
- Yep.

1830
01:36:17,639 --> 01:36:19,005
One second.

1831
01:36:22,643 --> 01:36:26,913
She said she'd rather not.
What do you mean?

1832
01:36:26,915 --> 01:36:30,316
She's sitting with her friends,
and she said
she'd rather not come back.

1833
01:36:30,318 --> 01:36:32,318
Okay. Tell her--
take her aside.

1834
01:36:32,320 --> 01:36:34,320
I don't want
to embarrass her
in front of her friends.

1835
01:36:34,322 --> 01:36:36,623
But tell her I just scared
the shit out of Andy,

1836
01:36:36,625 --> 01:36:38,725
and this time, nobody's
paying her fucking--

1837
01:36:40,394 --> 01:36:42,462
all right.
Don't say that.

1838
01:36:42,464 --> 01:36:44,964
But do your thing
where you sound old and wise

1839
01:36:44,966 --> 01:36:48,301
because of the broad,
tragic European canvas
of your life.

1840
01:36:48,303 --> 01:36:51,137
You know I wasn't born
in a 19th-century shtetl, right?

1841
01:36:51,139 --> 01:36:53,339
Please tell her
it's important.

1842
01:36:53,341 --> 01:36:55,809
- Everything all right?
- Yeah.

1843
01:36:55,811 --> 01:36:57,577
- There are people
around here, man--
- I know.

1844
01:36:57,579 --> 01:37:00,380
- Including a member
of the press.
- I see him.

1845
01:37:01,482 --> 01:37:02,782
Woz.

1846
01:37:02,784 --> 01:37:05,385
Just the top guys, the ones
who are getting laid off.

1847
01:37:06,954 --> 01:37:09,289
Listen, okay?

1848
01:37:09,291 --> 01:37:14,194
Last year, apple lost
one billion dollars.

1849
01:37:14,196 --> 01:37:16,162
I don't even know
how that's possible.

1850
01:37:16,164 --> 01:37:18,765
You were less than 90 days
from being insolvent.

1851
01:37:18,767 --> 01:37:21,501
I had
three different accountants
try to explain it to me.

1852
01:37:21,503 --> 01:37:24,504
The whole place
has to be streamlined.

1853
01:37:24,506 --> 01:37:27,006
- Start with
two of the accountants.
- I started with the--

1854
01:37:27,008 --> 01:37:30,043
- Joel, could you come offstage?
We're gonna go backstage.
- Leave him right there.

1855
01:37:30,045 --> 01:37:34,514
I started with the apple ii team
because we don't
make that anymore.

1856
01:37:34,516 --> 01:37:38,184
- Just acknowledge the top guys.
- Have a mimosa and relax.

1857
01:37:38,186 --> 01:37:40,820
You will not blow me off
right now, Steve.

1858
01:37:40,822 --> 01:37:43,523
- The top guys deserve--
- there are no top guys.

1859
01:37:43,525 --> 01:37:46,025
All right?
On the apple ii team,
there are no top guys.

1860
01:37:46,027 --> 01:37:49,562
They're "b" players,
and "b" players
discourage the "a" players.

1861
01:37:49,564 --> 01:37:51,531
I want "a" players at apple
and not Dell.

1862
01:37:51,533 --> 01:37:54,200
They're not "b" players,
and I'm a better judge of that.

1863
01:37:54,202 --> 01:37:56,803
Less than 90 days
from insolvency,

1864
01:37:56,805 --> 01:38:00,506
in part because somebody
thought the Newton
wasn't a box of garbage.

1865
01:38:00,508 --> 01:38:02,041
Joel, could you come
offstage, please?
Leave him.

1866
01:38:02,043 --> 01:38:03,710
I'm talking about--

1867
01:38:03,712 --> 01:38:06,079
you guys designed and shipped
a little box of garbage
while I was gone.

1868
01:38:06,081 --> 01:38:07,680
I'm talking about the apple ii,

1869
01:38:07,682 --> 01:38:10,416
which is not just a crucial part
of this company's history,

1870
01:38:10,418 --> 01:38:12,886
it is a crucial part of the
history of personal computing.

1871
01:38:12,888 --> 01:38:14,721
For a time.

1872
01:38:14,723 --> 01:38:17,223
The least you can do, if you're
going to downsize these people--

1873
01:38:17,225 --> 01:38:19,993
they're gonna live
in the biggest houses of
anyone on the unemployment line.

1874
01:38:19,995 --> 01:38:24,364
Is to acknowledge them.
Acknowledge them and
the apple ii during this launch.

1875
01:38:24,366 --> 01:38:26,165
This is a new animal.

1876
01:38:26,167 --> 01:38:30,003
This whole place was built
by the apple ii.
<i>You</i> were built by the apple ii.

1877
01:38:30,005 --> 01:38:33,072
As a matter of fact, I was
destroyed by the apple ii
and its open system

1878
01:38:33,074 --> 01:38:34,908
so that hackers
and hobbyists

1879
01:38:34,910 --> 01:38:38,511
could build ham radios
or something.

1880
01:38:38,513 --> 01:38:40,246
And then it nearly
destroyed apple

1881
01:38:40,248 --> 01:38:42,282
when you spent
all your money on it

1882
01:38:42,284 --> 01:38:45,618
and developed a grand total
of no new products.

1883
01:38:45,620 --> 01:38:47,587
- The Newton.
- The little box of garbage.

1884
01:38:47,589 --> 01:38:51,157
You guys came up
with the Newton. You want
people to know that?

1885
01:38:53,594 --> 01:38:56,930
This is a product launch,
not a luncheon.

1886
01:38:56,932 --> 01:38:59,065
The last thing I want to do
is connect the iMac to--

1887
01:38:59,067 --> 01:39:02,035
to the only successful product
that this company has ever made.

1888
01:39:02,037 --> 01:39:05,571
I'm sorry to be blunt,
but that happens
to be the truth.

1889
01:39:05,573 --> 01:39:09,542
The Lisa was a failure.
The macintosh was a failure.

1890
01:39:09,544 --> 01:39:11,611
I don't like
talking like this,

1891
01:39:11,613 --> 01:39:15,315
but I am tired of being Ringo
when I know I was John.

1892
01:39:16,283 --> 01:39:17,784
Everybody loves Ringo.

1893
01:39:17,786 --> 01:39:20,320
And I'm tired of
being patronized by you.

1894
01:39:22,623 --> 01:39:25,158
You think John became John
by winning a raffle, woz?

1895
01:39:25,160 --> 01:39:26,626
You think
he tricked somebody

1896
01:39:26,628 --> 01:39:29,128
or hit George Harrison
over the head?

1897
01:39:29,130 --> 01:39:31,064
He was John
because he was John.

1898
01:39:31,066 --> 01:39:35,468
He was John 'cause
he wrote "ticket to ride."
And I wrote the apple ii.

1899
01:39:35,470 --> 01:39:38,571
- Everybody? I want to
clear the auditorium.
- Nobody moves.

1900
01:39:41,308 --> 01:39:43,109
You made a beautiful board,

1901
01:39:43,111 --> 01:39:45,278
which, by the way,
you were willing
to give out for free,

1902
01:39:45,280 --> 01:39:47,347
so don't tell me
how you built apple.

1903
01:39:47,349 --> 01:39:49,849
If it weren't for me,
you'd be the easiest "a"
at homestead high school.

1904
01:39:49,851 --> 01:39:53,987
These people live and die
by your praise,
so here's your chance.

1905
01:39:53,989 --> 01:39:58,725
Acknowledge that
something good happened that
you weren't in the room for.

1906
01:40:02,196 --> 01:40:04,497
No.
Steve.

1907
01:40:04,499 --> 01:40:08,668
Do it. It's right. It's--

1908
01:40:10,771 --> 01:40:12,171
it's right.

1909
01:40:12,173 --> 01:40:14,340
Sorry, but no.

1910
01:40:14,342 --> 01:40:17,844
Then let me put it another way.

1911
01:40:17,846 --> 01:40:20,713
I don't think there's a man
who's done more to advance

1912
01:40:20,715 --> 01:40:24,150
the democratization that comes
with personal computing
than I have,

1913
01:40:24,152 --> 01:40:25,852
but you've never had
any respect for me.

1914
01:40:25,854 --> 01:40:27,420
Now why is that?

1915
01:40:29,056 --> 01:40:30,523
I'd at least consider
the possibility

1916
01:40:30,525 --> 01:40:32,558
that it's because
you've never had any for me.

1917
01:40:34,962 --> 01:40:36,629
What the hell is going on here?

1918
01:40:36,631 --> 01:40:39,632
Nothing.
Thank you for your time.

1919
01:40:43,570 --> 01:40:45,304
It's done.
She's coming back.

1920
01:40:46,707 --> 01:40:48,875
You came a half-inch
from putting this company
out of business.

1921
01:40:50,878 --> 01:40:52,612
Now who do I see about that?

1922
01:40:54,081 --> 01:40:56,349
I'm letting you keep your job.

1923
01:40:56,351 --> 01:40:58,284
You get a pass.

1924
01:41:01,221 --> 01:41:02,722
You know, when people
used to ask me

1925
01:41:02,724 --> 01:41:05,191
what the difference was
between me and Steve Jobs,

1926
01:41:05,193 --> 01:41:08,327
I would say Steve
was the big-picture guy

1927
01:41:08,329 --> 01:41:10,229
and I liked a solid workbench.

1928
01:41:10,231 --> 01:41:12,231
When people ask me
what the difference is now,

1929
01:41:12,233 --> 01:41:14,767
I say "Steve's an asshole."

1930
01:41:14,769 --> 01:41:17,537
Your products are better
than you are, brother.

1931
01:41:17,539 --> 01:41:19,505
That's the idea, brother.

1932
01:41:20,507 --> 01:41:23,443
And knowing that,
that's the difference.

1933
01:41:24,278 --> 01:41:27,280
It's not binary.

1934
01:41:27,282 --> 01:41:30,450
You can be decent and gifted
at the same time.

1935
01:41:52,606 --> 01:41:54,774
He didn't mean it.

1936
01:41:54,776 --> 01:41:56,342
Yeah, he did.

1937
01:41:59,246 --> 01:42:00,880
He's a temperamental guy.

1938
01:42:02,449 --> 01:42:04,016
No, he's not.

1939
01:42:07,788 --> 01:42:11,324
It's like five minutes
before every launch,

1940
01:42:11,326 --> 01:42:15,561
everyone goes to a bar,
gets drunk and tells me
what they really think.

1941
01:42:15,563 --> 01:42:17,897
She's coming
to your dressing room.

1942
01:42:28,976 --> 01:42:31,244
I told you to make things
all right with Lisa.

1943
01:42:31,246 --> 01:42:34,614
I didn't say you had to settle
every blood feud you have.

1944
01:42:34,616 --> 01:42:38,651
Last time blood feuds
weren't settled,
i lost the cover of<i> time.</i>

1945
01:42:38,653 --> 01:42:42,288
Though for the life of me,
i still don't know what the hell
Dan kottke was mad at me about.

1946
01:42:42,290 --> 01:42:45,124
Kottke didn't lose you
the cover of<i> time.</i>
Of course he did.

1947
01:42:45,126 --> 01:42:47,660
Would you like me
to demonstrate
your capacity to be wrong

1948
01:42:47,662 --> 01:42:49,162
when you're certain
you're right?

1949
01:42:49,164 --> 01:42:51,764
Dan kottke told<i> time</i> magazine
that I was denying--

1950
01:42:51,766 --> 01:42:53,466
do you remember
the cover?

1951
01:42:53,468 --> 01:42:55,134
Of<i> time?</i>
Yes.

1952
01:42:55,136 --> 01:42:56,836
Yes.
What was it?

1953
01:42:56,838 --> 01:42:58,938
What are you talking about?
What was on the cover?

1954
01:42:58,940 --> 01:43:00,439
A computer.
No.

1955
01:43:00,441 --> 01:43:02,942
It was a sculpture
of a computer.

1956
01:43:02,944 --> 01:43:05,077
It was a sculpture.

1957
01:43:06,547 --> 01:43:09,782
<i> Time</i> would have had
to have commissioned it
months in advance.

1958
01:43:09,784 --> 01:43:12,018
You were never
in the conversation
for man of the year.

1959
01:43:12,020 --> 01:43:13,653
Nobody lost you anything.

1960
01:43:13,655 --> 01:43:15,488
<i>...picture of me and the Mac.</i>

1961
01:43:15,490 --> 01:43:18,524
So what else
are you sure about?

1962
01:43:18,526 --> 01:43:20,526
I don't know how
i could've missed that.

1963
01:43:21,395 --> 01:43:23,462
Reality distortion.
No, seriously.

1964
01:43:23,464 --> 01:43:24,697
Seriously.

1965
01:43:24,699 --> 01:43:27,466
Don't try to win
an argument with Lisa.

1966
01:43:27,468 --> 01:43:29,969
Just say you were wrong.

1967
01:43:30,637 --> 01:43:32,205
Come on in, honey.

1968
01:43:33,807 --> 01:43:36,209
- It's not "honey."
- John.

1969
01:43:36,211 --> 01:43:38,477
Get in. Get in.
Get out of the hall.

1970
01:43:38,479 --> 01:43:40,012
I was taken in
a side entrance.

1971
01:43:40,014 --> 01:43:41,881
I'll go out the same way.
No one will see me.

1972
01:43:41,883 --> 01:43:44,383
How are you, Joanna?
I'm good, John.

1973
01:43:44,385 --> 01:43:47,053
I'm just surprised
to see you.

1974
01:43:47,055 --> 01:43:49,555
Everyone here really appreciates
the quote you gave to<i> Forbes.</i>

1975
01:43:49,557 --> 01:43:52,325
You didn't
have to do that.
My pleasure.

1976
01:43:52,327 --> 01:43:55,361
If you want,
i can slip you in the back
once the house lights go out.

1977
01:43:55,363 --> 01:43:58,064
I'm just here
to say "good luck."
-<i> Okay.</i>

1978
01:43:59,833 --> 01:44:01,834
You just have
a couple of minutes.

1979
01:44:01,836 --> 01:44:03,669
Would you try to find--
yeah.

1980
01:44:08,242 --> 01:44:10,076
You're a good man, John.

1981
01:44:22,789 --> 01:44:24,824
So I brought you a present.

1982
01:44:25,959 --> 01:44:27,793
A Newton.

1983
01:44:27,795 --> 01:44:32,098
Don't take it out of the box,
you'll be able to sell it,
which is more than I can say.

1984
01:44:33,300 --> 01:44:35,268
Everything all right there?

1985
01:44:35,270 --> 01:44:37,603
Uh, no--

1986
01:44:37,605 --> 01:44:40,606
just something
Joanna pointed out to me.

1987
01:44:40,608 --> 01:44:42,608
I missed something
so obvious about--

1988
01:44:43,944 --> 01:44:45,144
doesn't matter.

1989
01:44:47,447 --> 01:44:51,050
Look, wall street's
gonna sit back and wait to see
how you do as ceo,

1990
01:44:51,052 --> 01:44:53,886
so don't let
any fluctuation bother you
for the first 12 months.

1991
01:44:53,888 --> 01:44:55,955
Day traders are gonna respond.

1992
01:44:57,291 --> 01:44:58,858
I don't need to school you.

1993
01:45:00,460 --> 01:45:02,728
This your way
of telling me I shouldn't
have killed the Newton?

1994
01:45:02,730 --> 01:45:07,266
The most efficient animal
on the planet is the condor.

1995
01:45:07,268 --> 01:45:10,002
The most inefficient animals
on the planet are humans.

1996
01:45:10,004 --> 01:45:12,738
Well, you shouldn't have
killed it for spite.

1997
01:45:12,740 --> 01:45:14,840
That's bad business.
Don't do that.

1998
01:45:16,276 --> 01:45:21,480
But a human
with a bicycle becomes
the most efficient animal.

1999
01:45:21,482 --> 01:45:23,649
And the right computer--

2000
01:45:23,651 --> 01:45:26,419
a friendly, easy computer
that isn't an eyesore

2001
01:45:26,421 --> 01:45:30,990
but rather sits on your desk
with the beauty
of a tensor lamp--

2002
01:45:30,992 --> 01:45:34,660
the right computer
will be a bicycle for the mind.

2003
01:45:35,996 --> 01:45:37,563
Do you like it?

2004
01:45:38,498 --> 01:45:41,000
I was giving back.

2005
01:45:41,002 --> 01:45:45,171
And what if instead of it
being in the right hands,

2006
01:45:45,173 --> 01:45:47,273
it was in everyone's hands?

2007
01:45:47,275 --> 01:45:48,841
Everyone in the world.

2008
01:45:50,777 --> 01:45:53,846
We'd be talking about
the most tectonic shift
in the status quo since--

2009
01:45:53,848 --> 01:45:55,481
ever.

2010
01:45:55,483 --> 01:45:58,351
I don't know why you've
always been interested
in my adoption history,

2011
01:45:58,353 --> 01:46:02,388
but you said it's not like
someone looked at me
and gave me back.

2012
01:46:02,390 --> 01:46:03,956
But that is what happened.

2013
01:46:03,958 --> 01:46:06,058
And you're telling me
you have the right computer.

2014
01:46:07,494 --> 01:46:09,862
It's called macintosh.

2015
01:46:09,864 --> 01:46:12,531
A lawyer couple
adopted me first,

2016
01:46:12,533 --> 01:46:15,167
then gave me back
after a month.

2017
01:46:15,169 --> 01:46:16,802
They changed their mind.

2018
01:46:18,872 --> 01:46:21,507
Then my parents adopted me.

2019
01:46:21,509 --> 01:46:24,210
My biological mother
had stipulated
that whoever took me

2020
01:46:24,212 --> 01:46:27,646
had to be college-educated,
wealthy and catholic.

2021
01:46:27,648 --> 01:46:30,316
Paul and Clara jobs
were none of those things,

2022
01:46:30,318 --> 01:46:34,587
so my biological mother
wouldn't sign
the adoption papers.

2023
01:46:34,589 --> 01:46:35,988
What happened?

2024
01:46:35,990 --> 01:46:39,392
There was a legal battle
that went on for a while.

2025
01:46:39,394 --> 01:46:42,728
My mother said
she refused to love me
for the first year.

2026
01:46:42,730 --> 01:46:44,663
You know,
in case they had to
give me back.

2027
01:46:44,665 --> 01:46:47,666
You can't refuse
to love someone, Steve.

2028
01:46:47,668 --> 01:46:50,503
Yeah, it turns out
you can.

2029
01:46:50,505 --> 01:46:54,673
What the hell can
a one-month-old do that's so bad
his parents give him back?

2030
01:46:54,675 --> 01:46:57,576
Nothing. There's nothing
a one-month-old can do--

2031
01:46:57,578 --> 01:47:00,913
have you ever thought
about trying to find
your biological father?

2032
01:47:00,915 --> 01:47:02,548
I've met
my biological father.

2033
01:47:02,550 --> 01:47:04,083
For that matter,
so have you.

2034
01:47:07,187 --> 01:47:08,954
It's called macintosh.

2035
01:47:08,956 --> 01:47:11,557
Mr. Steve Jobs.
Jandali.

2036
01:47:11,559 --> 01:47:13,125
Say hello
to John sculley.

2037
01:47:13,127 --> 01:47:16,595
Jandali owns the place,
and John's the ceo of Pepsi,

2038
01:47:16,597 --> 01:47:20,366
<i>but I'm trying to get him</i>
<i>to move to cupertino,</i>
<i>put a dent in the universe.</i>

2039
01:47:20,368 --> 01:47:22,101
You eat vegan as well?

2040
01:47:22,103 --> 01:47:23,602
You're kidding me.

2041
01:47:23,604 --> 01:47:25,471
No, I'll eat anything.

2042
01:47:25,473 --> 01:47:29,308
Why don't you start off with
the mediterranean lettuce
salad with purslane, mint--

2043
01:47:29,310 --> 01:47:31,710
my sister found him.

2044
01:47:33,213 --> 01:47:35,448
- Does he know?
- No. In fact,
he bragged to Mona

2045
01:47:35,450 --> 01:47:37,883
that Steve Jobs
comes in the restaurant
all the time.

2046
01:47:37,885 --> 01:47:40,786
You don't want to--
no.

2047
01:47:40,788 --> 01:47:43,355
<i>Don't you think</i>
<i>you should talk to him?</i>

2048
01:47:45,125 --> 01:47:47,326
He'd probably
find a reason to sue me.

2049
01:47:48,128 --> 01:47:50,496
Oh, Steve--

2050
01:47:50,498 --> 01:47:53,632
John, if you're here
about your legacy,

2051
01:47:53,634 --> 01:47:55,434
you need to form a line
behind wozniak.

2052
01:47:55,436 --> 01:47:57,503
Wozniak's gonna be fine.

2053
01:47:57,505 --> 01:47:59,872
I'm the guy
who fired Steve Jobs.

2054
01:48:00,774 --> 01:48:03,943
Rich, college-educated
and catholic.

2055
01:48:03,945 --> 01:48:07,713
Steve? It's time.

2056
01:48:11,117 --> 01:48:14,019
I've gotta go.

2057
01:48:16,590 --> 01:48:19,758
Did I do this?
Screw it up?

2058
01:48:23,163 --> 01:48:24,763
Let's let it go now.

2059
01:48:26,666 --> 01:48:28,234
Has to be time.

2060
01:48:33,139 --> 01:48:35,241
Come be our ceo.

2061
01:48:36,843 --> 01:48:38,410
Yeah. Okay.

2062
01:48:47,287 --> 01:48:50,689
It was the stylus, John.

2063
01:48:50,691 --> 01:48:54,793
- What?
- I killed the Newton
because of the stylus.

2064
01:48:54,795 --> 01:48:58,264
If you're holding a stylus,
you can't use the other five
that are attached to your wrist.

2065
01:49:02,202 --> 01:49:03,903
Things we could have
done together.

2066
01:49:09,643 --> 01:49:11,777
God, the things
we could've done.

2067
01:49:28,562 --> 01:49:30,162
I'm paying your tuition.

2068
01:49:30,164 --> 01:49:32,398
Are you crazy?
Of course
I'm paying your tuition.

2069
01:49:32,400 --> 01:49:35,834
I must have misunderstood you
when you said you weren't
paying my tuition.

2070
01:49:35,836 --> 01:49:38,404
You and your mom
selling the house
was a hostile thing to do.

2071
01:49:38,406 --> 01:49:40,172
She needed the money.

2072
01:49:40,174 --> 01:49:41,907
She always needs the money.

2073
01:49:41,909 --> 01:49:46,011
She needs a doctor.
She has a sinus infection.

2074
01:49:46,013 --> 01:49:49,848
She's had
the same sinus infection
since 1988.

2075
01:49:49,850 --> 01:49:53,085
I'm gonna
take care of my mother.
I'm sorry if that angers you.

2076
01:49:53,087 --> 01:49:54,920
It does anger me,
because you're a kid

2077
01:49:54,922 --> 01:49:57,356
and it's not your job
to take care of your mother.

2078
01:49:57,358 --> 01:49:59,391
Is that how yours died?

2079
01:49:59,393 --> 01:50:02,428
Guys, step away, please,
and give them some room.

2080
01:50:03,430 --> 01:50:06,432
When your mom is 90
and can't feed herself,

2081
01:50:06,434 --> 01:50:07,900
you can take care of her.

2082
01:50:07,902 --> 01:50:13,238
But right now, she's 45,
perfectly healthy
and can't feed herself.

2083
01:50:13,240 --> 01:50:16,475
You're supposed to
work hard at school
and be 19, and that's it.

2084
01:50:16,477 --> 01:50:19,445
I'll take care of your mother.
Keep up the good work.

2085
01:50:19,447 --> 01:50:21,947
What the hell
do you want from me?
I was sent for.

2086
01:50:21,949 --> 01:50:24,617
I bought her a house
for $400,000.

2087
01:50:24,619 --> 01:50:26,552
It's worth
twice that much today.

2088
01:50:26,554 --> 01:50:28,887
She sold it for two magic rocks
and a bowl of soup.

2089
01:50:28,889 --> 01:50:30,422
It was her house.

2090
01:50:30,424 --> 01:50:32,157
She used that money
to travel through Europe.

2091
01:50:32,159 --> 01:50:33,959
Money which
you make her beg for.

2092
01:50:33,961 --> 01:50:36,128
- Steve--
- don't even start with that.

2093
01:50:36,130 --> 01:50:38,163
Going to Andy
and asking for the money?

2094
01:50:38,165 --> 01:50:39,965
That was so off-the-charts
over the line--

2095
01:50:39,967 --> 01:50:41,967
I did not do that.
Andy came to me.

2096
01:50:43,303 --> 01:50:46,338
Everybody have
an opinion on this?

2097
01:50:46,340 --> 01:50:49,775
I'm sorry, guys.
In 30 seconds,
you're going to be late.

2098
01:50:49,777 --> 01:50:53,646
She spends the money on antiques
and then sells them for
a fraction of what she paid,

2099
01:50:53,648 --> 01:50:55,914
and she does it with money
i gave to her for you.

2100
01:50:55,916 --> 01:50:57,416
Steve--

2101
01:50:57,418 --> 01:50:59,284
you came to me hysterical
when you were 13,

2102
01:50:59,286 --> 01:51:01,153
asking if you could
live with me--
i was not hysterical.

2103
01:51:01,155 --> 01:51:02,821
Because your mom
was screaming at you
every day.

2104
01:51:02,823 --> 01:51:04,990
Thirteen was the second time
i asked you.

2105
01:51:04,992 --> 01:51:06,659
The stress of her life
as a spiritual healer.

2106
01:51:06,661 --> 01:51:10,529
I don't believe
i said you're a bad guy.
But if I did, I'm sorry.

2107
01:51:14,000 --> 01:51:16,602
Hey. Something happened
to you at school,

2108
01:51:16,604 --> 01:51:21,840
some first semester core class
that all freshmen
are required to take--

2109
01:51:21,842 --> 01:51:24,677
- I read<i> time.</i>
- What?

2110
01:51:24,679 --> 01:51:28,447
I have Internet access
at school.
I read an old copy of<i> time,</i>

2111
01:51:28,449 --> 01:51:32,184
and I asked my mom
some questions
about my family history.

2112
01:51:32,186 --> 01:51:33,886
That was--

2113
01:51:33,888 --> 01:51:36,021
<i>time</i> wrote
a mangled piece of journal.

2114
01:51:36,023 --> 01:51:37,523
You were never
supposed to read that.

2115
01:51:37,525 --> 01:51:39,892
I had two different
Harvard statisticians

2116
01:51:39,894 --> 01:51:42,661
try to reverse-engineer
the equation
that you came up with

2117
01:51:42,663 --> 01:51:46,365
to prove that
28% of American men
could be my father.

2118
01:51:46,367 --> 01:51:47,866
Honey, i--

2119
01:51:47,868 --> 01:51:51,637
you know, my mother
might be a troubled woman,
but what's your excuse?

2120
01:51:51,639 --> 01:51:55,140
That's why I'm not impressed
with your story, dad.

2121
01:51:55,142 --> 01:51:57,209
It's that you knew
what I was going through,

2122
01:51:57,211 --> 01:51:59,178
and you didn't do
anything about it,

2123
01:51:59,180 --> 01:52:02,548
and that makes you
an unconscionable coward.

2124
01:52:04,551 --> 01:52:06,719
And not for nothing,
but "think" is a verb,
all right,

2125
01:52:06,721 --> 01:52:08,220
making "different"
an adverb.

2126
01:52:08,222 --> 01:52:10,189
You're asking people
to think differently.

2127
01:52:10,191 --> 01:52:11,924
And you can talk about
the bauhaus movement

2128
01:52:11,926 --> 01:52:13,926
and braun and "simplicity
is sophistication"

2129
01:52:13,928 --> 01:52:17,362
and issey miyake uniforms
and Bob Dylan lyrics
all you want,

2130
01:52:17,364 --> 01:52:21,667
but that thing
looks like Judy jetson's
easy-bake oven.

2131
01:52:41,254 --> 01:52:42,454
Hey.

2132
01:52:42,456 --> 01:52:44,957
You're gonna start late.

2133
01:52:44,959 --> 01:52:47,226
You know what Lisa
stood for?
What?

2134
01:52:47,228 --> 01:52:49,461
The computer. The Lisa.
You know what it stood for?

2135
01:52:49,463 --> 01:52:52,631
I'm sorry I said that
about the iMac.
It's not what I really think.

2136
01:52:52,633 --> 01:52:55,200
Behind my back, at the office,
you know what it stood for?

2137
01:52:56,636 --> 01:53:00,105
Local integrated
system architecture.
I was five.

2138
01:53:00,107 --> 01:53:02,441
Why couldn't you just lie?
I did.

2139
01:53:03,777 --> 01:53:06,078
Of course
it was named after you.

2140
01:53:06,080 --> 01:53:09,681
Local integrated
system architecture
doesn't even mean anything.

2141
01:53:10,950 --> 01:53:13,552
Why'd you say it wasn't
all those years?

2142
01:53:15,889 --> 01:53:17,456
I honestly don't know.

2143
01:53:20,126 --> 01:53:22,161
Why'd you say
you weren't my father?

2144
01:53:25,899 --> 01:53:27,666
I'm poorly made.

2145
01:53:35,608 --> 01:53:38,710
- It's after 9:00.
You're gonna be late.
- I don't care.

2146
01:53:44,250 --> 01:53:46,351
- You're writing
for the<i> crimson.</i>
- What?

2147
01:53:46,353 --> 01:53:48,453
The apple chapter of
the Harvard alumni association

2148
01:53:48,455 --> 01:53:50,255
tells me you're writing
for the<i> crimson.</i>

2149
01:53:50,257 --> 01:53:52,691
Oh. Yeah, a little bit.
Essays.

2150
01:53:53,827 --> 01:53:56,795
- I'd like to read one.
- Sure.

2151
01:53:56,797 --> 01:53:59,131
No, I mean now. I'd like to read
one of your essays now.

2152
01:53:59,133 --> 01:54:01,099
Come on.
You've got to go on stage.

2153
01:54:03,169 --> 01:54:06,171
The iMac will not be launched
until you give me
one of your essays,

2154
01:54:06,173 --> 01:54:09,441
so the world is waiting for you.

2155
01:54:16,516 --> 01:54:19,551
I'm really sorry, guys.

2156
01:54:19,553 --> 01:54:20,719
Good luck.

2157
01:54:33,967 --> 01:54:35,667
I'm gonna put music
in your pocket.

2158
01:54:35,669 --> 01:54:37,236
What?

2159
01:54:39,539 --> 01:54:43,742
Hundred songs.
A thousand songs.
500 songs.

2160
01:54:43,744 --> 01:54:47,980
Somewhere between
500 and a thousand songs
right in your pocket,

2161
01:54:47,982 --> 01:54:51,383
'cause I can't stand
looking at that
inexplicable walkman anymore.

2162
01:54:51,385 --> 01:54:53,719
You're carrying around a brick
playing cassette tape.

2163
01:54:53,721 --> 01:54:55,554
We're not savages.

2164
01:54:55,556 --> 01:54:57,723
So I'm gonna put
a thousand songs
in your pocket.

2165
01:54:58,758 --> 01:55:01,326
You can do that?
Mm-hmm.

2166
01:55:12,072 --> 01:55:13,739
You want to watch
from backstage?

2167
01:55:15,675 --> 01:55:17,276
Okay.

2168
01:55:33,761 --> 01:55:34,927
Go cue one.

2169
01:56:33,020 --> 01:56:35,387
You remember that painting
you did on the original Mac?

2170
01:56:38,524 --> 01:56:39,825
I do.

2171
01:56:41,661 --> 01:56:43,729
<i>Ladies and gentlemen,</i>

2172
01:56:45,798 --> 01:56:47,399
<i>Steve Jobs.</i>

2173
01:57:28,042 --> 01:57:29,207
Woz.

2174
01:57:32,813 --> 01:57:33,945
Whoo!